[hurtingintn]

Hymn #365
>
>
>
>
> A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great
> emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world,
> I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
>
> With even greater emphasis, he said, 'And if I had all
> the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the
> river.'
>
> And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,
> 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take
> it and pour it into the river.'
>
> Sermon complete, he sat down.
>
> The song leader stood very c autiously and announced with a
> smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, let us
> sing Hymn #365,
>
> 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

[Blue93]

lolol that so funny

[I_miss_my_kitty]

lol very funny thanks for sharing

[david 144]

Best joke in a long tiMe

[Zorah]

[radio_flyer]

lol... good one

[jbug]

LMAO That was good. I could see that happening to my pastor.

Jan

[gladtobealive]

Originally Posted by hurtingintn

Hymn #365
>
>
>
>
> A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great
> emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world,
> I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
>
> With even greater emphasis, he said, 'And if I had all
> the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the
> river.'
>
> And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,
> 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take
> it and pour it into the river.'
>
> Sermon complete, he sat down.
>
> The song leader stood very c autiously and announced with a
> smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, let us
> sing Hymn #365,
>
> 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

hell-ariously snot slinging funny

[SeptemberMorn]

[(JD)]

Things like that are said ...and are funny in church.