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#1
May 28, 2009, 11:04 PM
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I beat up LK, I didn't mean to really. He said some smart *** comment about me being short and I flung a mostly empty plastic bottle of Ranch dress and it hit him smack in the forehead . Immediate sweeling about the size of a quarter.
I feel so guilty..I am such a horrible wife. I didn't mean to hit him, he was suposed to duck. I feel so terrible.
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#2
May 28, 2009, 11:39 PM
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I don't think assault by Ranch Dressing is considered a major offense
 It is generally not a good idea to remind people about their lack of height...Even I know that! Of course I may have learned that lesson the hard way...  If you really feel bad about it you can tell him you will play naughty nurse and help him forget about the wound. 
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#3
May 29, 2009, 12:08 AM
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Well there ya go. I shoulda thought of that.....
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May 29, 2009, 01:04 AM
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Amazonmom
I don't think assault by Ranch Dressing is considered a major offense I wouldn't thought it was a big deal either...there was about a quarter of dressing left in it & she flung it at me...Usually no problem to dodge for my cat like reflexes but not this time. She through it from 5 feet away & the bottom corner caught me right in the forehaed....it real did hurt  It is generally not a good idea to remind people about their lack of height... I didn't even say she was "virtically chllenged...I say she's "fun sized" Even I know that! Of course I may have learned that lesson the hard way... Yeah what are you like 6'13"If you really feel bad about it you can tell him you will play naughty nurse and help him forget about the wound. I'm ok with that but now she's saying it's too late & threatening to hit me again   That's not the naughty I had in mind LK
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#5
May 29, 2009, 11:53 AM
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oooohhhh lord....should NEVER post after taking my sleeping pill. I don't remeber much after the actual incident......
 but Amazon's right. LEAVE my shortness alone.
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May 29, 2009, 02:18 PM
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LOL im sure yall have kissed and made it better by now. btw im sure he will never remind you about your height again.
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#7
May 29, 2009, 03:46 PM
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 BC! is that teeny weenie bump the best you can do?? I give private lessons on ...well, stuff. no charge for you Catherine p.s. Lion flowers? special dinner? massage? great movie? you got the bump, but you roared about the wrong thing
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#8
May 29, 2009, 05:46 PM
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LMAO! Wonderful!!! You get concussed and I am the victim! I LOVE the way these people think. ~claps~
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May 29, 2009, 07:02 PM
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I so envy what you two have..
 .So wish it were even close to that here.Hell..I'd be happy to settle for some salad dressing tossed...(can forget about any salad to go with, tho....lol). Shangrala 
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#10
May 29, 2009, 07:07 PM
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Sorry guys but I am cacking myself here.......who plays T-ball in this family? I come from a country where it is not unusual to lob a beer glass from the other side of the pub in defense of your stature, your country, your mate, your mates dog, your mother, your exotic collection of garden gnomes, your V8 Holden Ute vs Ford, your football team, your husband/wife and how many beers you can drink in one night.......
BC, if you kiss it better, it is unwritten permission to do it again Sorry LK hugs for you 
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May 30, 2009, 03:18 PM
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Yes we both know how very lucky we are to have each other. And even when I am abusing him
he loves me....and knows I love him with all my heart and soul. We are the only thing that keep each other together....
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May 30, 2009, 03:26 PM
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Catherine2
BC! is that teeny weenie bump the best you can do?? Don't encourage her, that hurt worse than the rolled up newspaper accross my compass  I give private lessons on ...well, stuff. no charge for you I thought I was safe...I had finally fixed the rolled up newspaper delemna I stood up ...she'll never reach my snout now Then she starts hurling projectiles p.s. Lion flowers? Yes, please but nothing with thorns ok special dinner? I like bacon wrap fillets medium rare  massage? Actually BC did hook me up with a free massage therapist for life... great movie? Tomb Raider?? Ohhh crap...here comes another bottle you got the bump, but you roared about the wrong thing I re-worded it to "fun-sized" LK
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May 30, 2009, 03:31 PM
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Your dead! and YOU know why...Adoubles!
 One of my very best BF's is going to school to do message so she needs a practice dummy....and I loaned one to her. This is also the girl that I've told him, when I die she's to be his next wife. He's 50/50 at picking them so i think I'll do a better job. Plus I know she loves my kids and will take care of them....and him. he thinks this is odd. I think it's planning ahead. ~shrugs~
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May 30, 2009, 03:34 PM
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Michah
Sorry guys but I am cacking myself here....... cacking yourself  ...is that allowed here?who plays T-ball in this family? The grimlin's..I just tell them how to play I come from a country where it is not unusual to lob a beer glass from the other side of the pub in defense of your stature, Ireland? your country Russia? , your mate Amsterdam? , your mates dog China? , your mother India? , your exotic collection of garden gnomes Hey, Lily thinks she's a gnome your V8 Holden Ute vs Ford Italy? , your football team England? , your husband/wife Zimbobwae? and how many beers you can drink in one night....... Ireland BC, if you kiss it better, it is unwritten permission to do it again I'm torn here...I got nothin' Sorry LK hugs for you Hold me... LK
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#15
May 30, 2009, 03:37 PM
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Quote:
There's a salad tossing joke here somewhere LK
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May 30, 2009, 03:44 PM
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bearchic34
Your dead! No I'm not...I feel fine. and YOU know why... I don't have a clue Adoubles! A double S...I get it...took a minute...that's nifty One of my very best BF's is going to school to do message so she needs a practice dummy....and I loaned one to her. You see how am I suppose to rebuttal that? She hooks me up & insults me in the same breath...this is why I'm always chasing my tail  This is also the girl that I've told him, when I die she's to be his next wife. Awkward He's 50/50 at picking them so i think I'll do a better job. true your batting 100%...atleast at picking spouses Plus I know she loves my kids and will take care of them....and him. Her dad's a freaking Hell's Angel biker he thinks this is odd. Yes...it's odd...mentioning a future spouse makes 3....that's odd...not even ...couldn't resist the math humorI think it's planning ahead. But, i thought I was dead...I'm soo confuzzed LK
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May 30, 2009, 03:52 PM
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Grrrrrrrr ~angry eyes~ You KNOW WHY!!! Tomb Raider??!! You want ME to open up a can of whopp a double s on your stink butt....For back story, he was going to leave me because Angelina Jolie was coming to pick him up, thats why he ended up in the hospital the second time...
Him and his dog screw me and his CHILDREN! ohhh you got me going now...it might be best for you to go mow the lawn now.........
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May 30, 2009, 04:02 PM
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bearchic34
You KNOW WHY!!! Tomb Raider??!! You want ME to open up a can of whopp a double s on your stink butt.... Ohh silly me...I was thinking Tomb Raider the v-v-video game...yeah that's it...  For back story, he was going to leave me because Angelina Jolie was coming to pick him up, thats why he ended up in the hospital the second time... Him and his dog screw me and his CHILDREN! ohhh you got me going now... I did not say the name of that which we do not speak...you did... In my defense though...her myspace page had a shiny crown on the front...it was an honest mistake...could have happen to anyone, rightit might be best for you to go mow the lawn now I've got this sudden urge to mow the lawn...I think i'll mow your parents to... LK
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May 30, 2009, 04:08 PM
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Good idea.......angry eyes activated ~scowls~
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#20
May 31, 2009, 01:10 PM
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ut oh....LK is in trouble! You better do what BC says or she will abuse you again!
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#21
May 31, 2009, 07:00 PM
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BC does NOT abuse LK - she merely applies positive re-inforcement to redirect his innapropriate actions ..... it is all done with love and free salad dressing too - cant think why LK is complaining - I mean it wasnt the baseball bat lol
and who is BC's next husband?.... Brad Pitt? Leo-nardo Di cat - rio ? have you been kind enough to line someone up or are you in trouble for that too now ........ poor poor pussycat - (oops I mean king of the jungle ... or is that king of the jingle! ) hope the bump is better  and the grass is mown!!! ooh and the standing up so BC cant reach you ... that wouldnt be another heightist remark thing would it!!!! 
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May 31, 2009, 07:52 PM
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LOL Don't give him any idea's LOL. Yes he got the parent's lawn mowed. Sami mowed ours today because I had one tired putty tat. We had A LOT of baseball today in the sun. It was only 75F but it sure at poopy felt hotter. I am worn out too...I think it's gonna be early to bed for all of us tonight.
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May 31, 2009, 09:50 PM
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 night night BC - Lk and cubs
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Jun 01, 2009, 10:39 PM
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P7,
BC does NOT abuse LK - I have been instructed...errr...intrinsictly motivated with out any undo torture..*ouch*...I mean persuation to issue this formal statement to re-assure everyone that BC does not abuse me  she merely applies positive re-inforcement to redirect his innapropriate actions ..... Does anyone speak pig latin? hesa oundfa heta aseballba atba it is all done with love and free salad dressing too - Love, yip...all in love *gulp*  cant think why LK is complaining - I mean it wasnt the baseball bat lol refer to pig latin dictionary... and who is BC's next husband?.... Brad Pitt? Leo-nardo Di cat - rio ? Leo- NERDO- di CAT- rio... I let her whose name I dare not speak down easy .She said something about disappearing to 3rd world countries & working with children to fill the void I left have you been kind enough to line someone up or are you in trouble for that too now ........ I dunno nobody I like that much. All the cats I use to run with have either used up their 9 lives or are in the pound poor poor pussycat - GRRRR (oops I mean king of the jungle ... Thath more like it...I've even gots a shiny crown to prove it & I'm not talking about the bump on my forehead...BC gots me a shiny cron charm for my necklace for Chryithymusor is that king of the jingle! Jingle? Well now that you mention it I do here this ierd ringing in my ear but I thought that was just post concussion syndrome ) hope the bump is better Yes, the bat flattened it out...I mean yes, it healed and the grass is mown!!! ooh and the standing up so BC cant reach you ... that wouldnt be another heightist remark thing would it!!!! of courth not
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Jun 01, 2009, 10:47 PM
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I still have a dull knife put away to castrate a kitten...you know all animal should be spayed or neutered, there is a problem with the pet population.
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