[leahcim]

I couldn't get in to the other one, so I just want to add or start another.

This was acutally a cartoon, but is still funny when described. I apologize to the very funny cartoonist (whose name I've forgotten for mangling it a bit)

[At a school playground a heavy set child it climbing a ladder to go down the slide. At the bottom, two spiders have built a giant spider web, to catch whatever comes down.

One spider says, "I'm not sure if this will work" and the other says, while eyeing the kid, "yeah, but if it does...we'll eat like kings".]

[Eriksplus]

I've seen this! It's very good!
Here's a favorite of ours:
Three friends die in a car crash and go to heaven. St. Peter askes them, "if you could have anything said about you at your funeral, what would it be?"
The first man says, "I was a wonderful family man!"
The second man says, "I was a wonderful teacher who made a difference in the lives of many children!"
The third man says, "oh, look! He's moving!"
(Kay)Erik

[leahcim]

Originally Posted by Eriksplus

I've seen this! It's very good!
Here's a favorite of ours:
Three friends die in a car crash and go to heaven. St. Peter askes them, "if you could have anything said about you at your funeral, what would it be?"
The first man says, "I was a wonderful family man!"
The second man says, "I was a wonderful teacher who made a difference in the lives of many children!"
The third man says, "oh, look! He's moving!"
(Kay)Erik

roflmao GOOD ONE!!

[hurtingintn]

lol....................

[leahcim]

Someone was nice enough to try and get me into that other forum and I thought I clicked away on what I was supposed to and still can't get in.
Oh, well....

A father decides his 8 year old son is ready to receive some of life's important lessons (as far as he's concerned).

So, he calls his boy over and says "son, it's time you learned some of life's toughest lessons. The boy looks up with his eyes wide open and says proudly "O.K. dad".

"Your first lesson son, is to trust no one...do you understand? Trust no one!"

The boy looks up and nods his head yes, then runs off to bed.

The next day, the boy comes up to his dad and says "O,K, dad, I'm ready for the second lesson."

Father says, " You sure now?" and the boy nods yes.

"O.K. son, follow me." He takes the boy outside and sets a ladder against a side of the house where there is some plush grass. "O.K. son, I want you to walk up about 10 rungs of that ladder, then turn around and jump into my arms."

The boy looks up, then at his dad. He's frightened, but he goes up none-the-less. He turns precariously, holding on carefully and looks down at his dad who is holding out his arms. "O.K son, that's fine...now jump".

The boy hesitates for a moment...it looks so far, but he gathers up all the internal fortitude one can have at that age and jumps.

At the last second, the father pulls his arms away and the boy hits the grass pretty hard but is for the most part uninjured. Laying there, he looks up at his dad with tears in his eyes and asks, " Why daddy, why'd you do that?"

The father says proudly "son, I didn't do anything...you simply forgot lesson #1."

[Eriksplus]

That one is very good!!!! LoL!!!!!!!
um...let's see...
A kindergarden teacher was trying to persuade her students to buy a group photo from picture day. She told them,
"you can look at the pictures and say, 'look, there's Billy, he's a doctor', or 'look, there's Sue, she's a dentist.'"
One of the children joined in:
"'look, there's the teacher, she's dead.'"

(Yeston)Erik

[Rmdctc]

LOL these are good ty for sharing!