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Dec 11, 2009, 05:25 PM
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A Man is 72 Years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
He looked around and couldn't see any One. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me Up.' He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen... I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!' The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket. Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said "Kiss me" and I will be your beautiful bride.' He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking Frog.' With age comes wisdom.
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Dec 11, 2009, 06:07 PM
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lol too true!
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Dec 12, 2009, 12:06 AM
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That made me giggle! Thanks bebop
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Dec 12, 2009, 01:55 PM
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lol loved that one!
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