Good Quotes: Post Yours Today!

"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."

Lily Tomlin

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Don't believe everything you think (not sure who said it, but I find these words very wise!!!)

Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product.
Eleanor Roosevelt

I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
Eleanor Roosevelt

This is my favorite one..

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Eleanor Roosevelt

Jan

Always do whatever's next.

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

--George Carlin

"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

Harold Wilson

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"It's never too late to be who you might have been."

George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans)

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The hardest to learn is the least complicated - Indigo Girls

Art washes away from the soul the dirt of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."

Frank Zappa

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"I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street."

Virginia Woolf

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A job is what you're paid to do ... your work is what you're born to do.

"Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant."

Cary Grant

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My ability to endure pain is influenced by my sense of control over it! ... JD

"I am my cat’s servant. When he is hungry, I feed him. When he wants to go out or in, I open the door. He does not know enough to be my servant. I will wait until he does."

Robert Jaffe

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Dogs have masters, cats have servants.

If you want something bad enough you'll find a way....
... if you don't want it, you'll find an excuse.

"If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time."

Edith Wharton

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Here's one from SophiaG's post

“Never, never, never, never give up.” - Winston Churchill

(SOURCE: floating around somewhere on the internet)

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like...night.

3 On the other hand...you have different fingers

4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

7. He who laughs last...thinks slowest.

8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

9. The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

15 OK, so what's the speed of dark?

16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

24. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

th-th-th-that's all folks

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!" (the Simpsons)

Matt Groening

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You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

Always borrow money from a pessimist because he won't expect it back.

The pursuit of happiness is greatly overrated. Pursue righteousness instead.

"It's hard to beat somebody when they don't give up."

Babe Ruth

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"Don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see."

Thanks DancingAlone ... could be easier for me to read if you posted them one at a time?

My T has this one on the iPhone app he created (iStress)