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Old Jan 15, 2011, 05:03 PM
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1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty
sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at
work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest ofthe day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks
me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and
hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team
up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers
and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get
dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car
keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the
Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from three
feet away, inabout 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in
1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Quit Laughing.
Thanks for this!
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Old Jan 15, 2011, 05:07 PM
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Wonderful, Liz! Did you produce this list yourself? Very clever--and a great deal of truth to them all. I believe I'm mature enough to handle most of them! Thanks for sharing.
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Old Jan 15, 2011, 05:21 PM
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lollllllllllllllll funny stuff .. esp #24... still laughing at #24
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Old Jan 15, 2011, 05:28 PM
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Wonderful, Liz! Did you produce this list yourself? Very clever--and a great deal of truth to them all. I believe I'm mature enough to handle most of them! Thanks for sharing.
Nah, I'm not creative enough to have made this up. I got it in an e-mail.
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Old Jan 15, 2011, 08:46 PM
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19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
19a. Give me at least 3 seconds after I say "What?" to process what you said BEFORE you scream it at me because you now think I'm totally deaf.

lolol I loved this!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Jan 15, 2011, 09:03 PM
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That was great, Thanks!
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Old Jan 17, 2011, 05:38 AM
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Brilliant - I love #9. #9 is what being an adult is all about :-D
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Old Jan 17, 2011, 08:07 AM
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lol very nice and so true in my life!!!
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