Shrinks can be "funny"

And don't forget the grease tray!

Yes it is healthy i do agree, but the point is all the great flavour of a $ 10 steak end,s up in the grease tray. I did buy one after haveing my gall bladder out an bile tack repaired through pancritis, as i was told my stomach lineing had took a battering. Omeparazole now line,s my stomach an defends again,s the food i love. I donated the george forman to my son, an he donated it to a **************SKIP.

I have always been concerned about someone's mental health who would name all his sons "George." Too many blows to the head?

On the other hand, I don't think I'd like to have a grill named after me, anyway. But, then again, I'm not famous and respected in the boxing world.

Anybody old enough to remember when shrinks used to recommend "encounter bats" for couples to fight with? I always thought that was a bit weird, too. (As I recall, they were rather soft bats, where you could hammer away and not do any damage....)

Off topic , but GEORGE FORMAN had nothing to do with the grill, in fact i bet he has never use on. On viewing the tv hogan knows best, it turn,s out hulk hogan was offered 2 products to endorce the grill an a energy drink. He is well unhappy he picked the energy drink an the grill was offered george. The energy drink never got off the ground, an the grill rocketed. So it could have been called THE HOGAN GRILL

Yeah, I think Foreman's family was too big for such a grill to come in very handy.....

Actually, we have a George Foreman oven we use a lot. It has his signature on it--ha! It's like a big toaster oven.

NO FUTURE SHRINK

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self-pitying.

She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me....The whole world hates me!"

Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on these encouraging words: "That's not true, Mary. Some people in the world don't even know you!"

A shrink said to a blonde, YOUR PREGNANT???? she said is it mine

My shrink said get some deoderant, so i bought one of those stick kind, you no the ball type . It said remove lid an push up bottom, now i can hardly walk but every time i fart it smell,s of lavender

Did this fly over your head,s

Yes, I do admit to being a bit puzzled about the blonde joke--and I'm not a blond. Maybe if you filled it out a bit more, such as "A blonde patient went to a shrink and......."

I've heard of people walking around like they had a poker up up posterior, but I've never imagined a stick of deodorant. Ha!

Its a bit like 3 blondes following some track,s, 1 said i think its a wolf, the 2nd said i think its a bear, an th 3rd said no its a dog. Sadly they were all killed buy a train

Okay, thanks, sewer. I'm just not up on my "blonde" jokes, so I don't know the train one either.

Was the first one something like:

A blond went to see a shrink. In the course of the conversation, she notices that the blond is obviously pregnant.

"Are you pregnant?" the shrink asks.

"I don't know," the blond says. "Do you think it's mine?"

I find that funny, anyway.....

the track,s they were following were train track,s. blonde jokes are about the stereo type ladies of no brain , dizzy blonde,s clueless an easy lay type , lots of makeup short, skirt ect ect. Its not sexist , but if you start the joke by saying this blonde, people no whats comeing, like the pregnant joke, is it mine??? is the answer a guy would give, but she say,s it instead because she is dim. just press blonde jokes on google an there is loads.

I am familiar with the dumb-blond joke category. I was just wondering why they were hunting different animals on the railroad track.....Oh, well.

A shrink asks a colleague, "What time is it?"

The other one says, "I don't know. I don't have my watch on."

The first one says, "Never mind! The main thing was we talked about it."

TRACKS animail **** rail, hit by train ???? they wernt hunting just out walking.

Oh, tracks like animal tracks!

I have to admit, too, (you folks are really going to get the idea that I MUST be a blond), that it took me awhile to learn what a Bluetooth was. I'd hear people seemingly just having a conversation with someone who wasn't there.

related joke:

I told my shrink that I had a bad tendency to go around talking to myself.

He said, "That's okay. Just hold your cell phone against your mouth!"

Man, I sure seem to be striking out with my humor lately! Not one dad-blasted "thank you"! Oh, well....

How about posting any new stuff under the "shrink humor" thread I started a good while back? Thanks!