Random Jokes

I think everyone can use a little laugh every now and then so why not share random jokes that you know.

A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "Kindergarten."

All my jokes evidently seem to be seen as "random." However, I can't resist any humor thread!

Here's a rather "mean" one!

A quiz program contestant had to identify famous slogans. After several correct responses, he was asked, "Which company originated the phrase 'Good to the last drop'?"

The guy thought for a moment. "Otis Elevator?"

A neutron walked in to the bar one night, and sat down on a stool. Downing a drink, he turned to the bartender and asked "How much for this drink, sir?" The bartender turned around and said "For you, no charge". (:

I went for a Job at the navy and the Officer says to me,"can you swim" I said,"Why? Don't you have any boats?"

· Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the boat was leaving at 5 pm.
Sincerely, The Unicorns

shot my first turkey yesterday. scared the heck out of everybody in the frozen food section

Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Q: What goes ha, ha, ha, plop?

A: Someone laughing their head off!

Question: What happens when a hooker and a psychiatrist spend the night together?

Answer: In the morning each of them says, "That will be 120 dollars, please."

My five year old son squealed with delight when he opened his birthday present from his grandmother. It was a water pistol. He promptly ran to the sink to fill it.
"Mom," I said. "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water pistols?"
My mom smiled and said, "Yes, I remember."