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Q: Why don't they have psychotherapists in Australia?
A: No worries mate! Q: Why don't they have actors in Australia? A: No dramas mate!
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Mr Ambassador, alias Ancient Plax, alias Captain Therapy, alias Big Poppa, alias Secret Spy, etc. Add that to your tattoo, Baby! |
Evening, Travelinglady
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Try a little harder mate
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick. *badum tsh* What do you call a kangaroo crossed with a sheep? A wooly jumper! Ahaha! Thankyou, I'm here till Wednesday! Try the veal!
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birdnesthair, Flooded, Travelinglady
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Good one.Thanks for sharing.
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Travelinglady
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Haha nice, being from Australia I can appreciate these.
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“For a long time I believed the opposite of passion was death. I was wrong. Passion and death are implicit, one in the other. Past the border of a fiery life lies the netherworld. I can trace this road, which took me through places so hot the very air burned the lungs. I did not turn back. I pressed on, and eventually passed over the border, beyond which lies a place that is wordless and cold, so cold that it, like mercury, burns a freezing blue flame.” ― Marya Hornbacher, Wasted: A Memoir of Anorexia and Bulimia |
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