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#1
Dec 11, 2011, 11:45 PM
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I think everyone can use a little laugh every now and then so why not share random jokes that you know.
A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "Kindergarten." |
 greylove, jazper, Travelinglady
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#2
Dec 12, 2011, 05:03 PM
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All my jokes evidently seem to be seen as "random." However, I can't resist any humor thread!
Here's a rather "mean" one! A quiz program contestant had to identify famous slogans. After several correct responses, he was asked, "Which company originated the phrase 'Good to the last drop'?" The guy thought for a moment. "Otis Elevator?" |
| greylove, jbug
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#3
Dec 12, 2011, 07:52 PM
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A neutron walked in to the bar one night, and sat down on a stool. Downing a drink, he turned to the bartender and asked "How much for this drink, sir?" The bartender turned around and said "For you, no charge". (:
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| greylove, Travelinglady
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#4
Dec 12, 2011, 08:15 PM
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I went for a Job at the navy and the Officer says to me,"can you swim" I said,"Why? Don't you have any boats?"
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| greylove, jbug, roads, Travelinglady
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#5
Dec 12, 2011, 08:38 PM
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| greylove
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#6
Dec 12, 2011, 10:32 PM
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· Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the boat was leaving at 5 pm. Sincerely, The Unicorns
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Blessings..Sue  Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. |
| greylove, jbug, Travelinglady
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#7
Dec 13, 2011, 12:24 AM
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shot my first turkey yesterday. scared the heck out of everybody in the frozen food section
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| greylove, jazper, roads, Travelinglady
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#8
Dec 14, 2011, 01:48 AM
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Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
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Blessings..Sue Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. |
| greylove, jbug, Travelinglady
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#9
Dec 15, 2011, 03:08 AM
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Q: What goes ha, ha, ha, plop?
A: Someone laughing their head off!
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Blessings..Sue Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. |
| greylove, Travelinglady
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#10
Dec 15, 2011, 09:34 PM
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Question: What happens when a hooker and a psychiatrist spend the night together?
Answer: In the morning each of them says, "That will be 120 dollars, please."
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Blessings..Sue Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. |
| greylove, Travelinglady
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#11
Dec 16, 2011, 10:20 PM
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My five year old son squealed with delight when he opened his birthday present from his grandmother. It was a water pistol. He promptly ran to the sink to fill it.
"Mom," I said. "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water pistols?" My mom smiled and said, "Yes, I remember."
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Blessings..Sue Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. |
| greylove, midget84, Tenrou
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