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#1
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You use shampoo on your body, and shower gel in your hair
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![]() kindachaotic, Nicks_Nose
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#2
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The phone rings on tv and you go and try to answer it IRL... and you don't even realize till after you said "hello" lol
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#3
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Have done both of those!
When you ...fall alseep in the middle of eating dinner. ...fall asleep at stoplights ... are watching a program on TV and wake up confused because there is a different program on My all time favorite though was the night I went in the bedroom to take my clothes off and put them in the hamper. When I turned to go to the bathroom to take a shower the bed was between me and the door. Next thing I knew it was moring and I was stretched out, buck naked across the bed. I don't remember alying down or falling asleep. |
![]() kindachaotic, LiteraryLark, Nicks_Nose
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#4
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when you get ready to go outside and don't realize you are still wearing your pjs.
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Erm, you mean when you get back from the shops after buying a paper or a pint of milk and realise you went in your pjs and/or slippers, surely? :P
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yes..yes that's what i meant
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#7
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when you wake up, have some coffee, then go back to bed and sleep for another hour
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#8
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Quote:
Marla, isn't that what Sundays are for?!?! |
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#9
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I put the blanket in the fridge and the milk in the linen closet.
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#10
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When you plan to wash your face and ended up taking a bath...
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#11
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Putting something that doesn't belong in the freezer. For example, a food digital scale.
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#12
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I put coffee in the washing machine instead of washing powder once
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When you lean against the wall on the way from the bathroom because the bed seems too far away.
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#14
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When I get into the shower with my socks on
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#15
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When I almost put deep heating rub on my toothbrush
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When you sit here at PC trying to type a reply & you crash nose first on the keyboard & fill the screen with what ever letter your nose landed on......usually the zzzzzzzzzzz
Also have hit my head on the desk & it work me up.....ended up having a black & blue head one time & bent the nose picec on my glasses
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#17
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I almost did the same thing, I almost used toothpaste rather than ointment.
When you wake up, you turn your alarm off and fall straight back to sleep. Later when you ultimately wake up you assume it was the alarm being faulty as you have no reccolection of having turned it off! |
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When you can't get the bed's picture out of your head.
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#20
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You can't find your cell to make a call and you realize you have been holding it in your hand for 20 minutes.
True story. |
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#21
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when you ask yourself if this is a dream or real life
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...because I stopped a very interesting instant message conversation with a friend and told him "I'm sorry, but I need to catch on some sleep".
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"Handsome is as handsome does". - proverb ![]() "People say words can't hurt, but that's not true". "It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere". – Agnes Repplier |
#23
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you just crawl into bed with your regular clothes on and pull up the covers.
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#24
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You wake up, the lights are still on, and you cannot remember having fallen asleep, in the first place...
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#25
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When you put your trousers or shirt, the wrong way round.
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