Home Menu

Menu


Reply
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #26  
Old Jul 16, 2013, 02:01 PM
Moodswing's Avatar
Moodswing Moodswing is offline
Veteran Member
 
Member Since: Oct 2012
Location: New England
Posts: 559
You back out of the garage and forget to open the garage door. CRUNCH!! Bad day today.
Hugs from:
Nicks_Nose, Samanthagreene
Thanks for this!
Travelinglady

advertisement
  #27  
Old Jul 17, 2013, 12:28 AM
Seshat's Avatar
Seshat Seshat is offline
Grand Member
 
Member Since: Mar 2011
Posts: 516
when it's the middle of the afternoon and you're still in your PJ's.
__________________
"Handsome is as handsome does". - proverb

"People say words can't hurt, but that's not true".

"It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere". – Agnes Repplier
Thanks for this!
Nicks_Nose
  #28  
Old Jul 17, 2013, 10:39 PM
Nicks_Nose's Avatar
Nicks_Nose Nicks_Nose is offline
Imperfect Idealist
 
Member Since: Mar 2012
Location: Canada
Posts: 8,494
...when you tell the customer the change amount is the price and you give them the price amount as the change. (a single bottle of diet coke is not $7.65, with $2.35 change)
Hugs from:
Samanthagreene, Seshat
Thanks for this!
Seshat
  #29  
Old Jul 18, 2013, 01:45 AM
Wren_'s Avatar
Wren_ Wren_ is offline
Free to live
 
Member Since: Jul 2011
Location: In a sheltered place
Posts: 27,669
you go to give your dog his dinner and then realise it's his breakfast time
__________________

You know you're tired when/because...



  #30  
Old Jul 20, 2013, 01:15 PM
Seshat's Avatar
Seshat Seshat is offline
Grand Member
 
Member Since: Mar 2011
Posts: 516
you wake up at 6 PM and think it's already 6 AM
__________________
"Handsome is as handsome does". - proverb

"People say words can't hurt, but that's not true".

"It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere". – Agnes Repplier
Thanks for this!
kindachaotic
  #31  
Old Jul 21, 2013, 09:22 AM
Grey Matter's Avatar
Grey Matter Grey Matter is offline
Magnate
 
Member Since: Jul 2013
Location: hippocampus
Posts: 2,379
When you spend twenty minutes looking for your glasses. Not realizing they are already on.
__________________
“You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering.”.
Hugs from:
Samanthagreene, Seshat
Thanks for this!
Samanthagreene, Seshat, spondiferous, Travelinglady
  #32  
Old Jul 22, 2013, 08:31 AM
Seshat's Avatar
Seshat Seshat is offline
Grand Member
 
Member Since: Mar 2011
Posts: 516
when your cats have to walk all over you in order to get you out of bed lol.
__________________
"Handsome is as handsome does". - proverb

"People say words can't hurt, but that's not true".

"It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere". – Agnes Repplier
  #33  
Old Jul 22, 2013, 08:41 AM
tokiwartooth's Avatar
tokiwartooth tokiwartooth is offline
Grand Poohbah
 
Member Since: Oct 2012
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 1,638
When I lay down to take a nap and wake up four hours later
__________________
Hugs from:
lizardlady
Thanks for this!
yellowted
  #34  
Old Jul 22, 2013, 04:34 PM
grey_ grey_ is offline
Account Suspended
 
Member Since: Jul 2013
Posts: 37
when you fall asleep reading, roll off of your bed and you apologise to the bed...

or when you hear the doorbell and answer the phone...

or when you wake up in the middle of the night with your dinner on your face and closing movie credits rolling...

i have a lot of these... lol!
Thanks for this!
Travelinglady, yellowted
  #35  
Old Jul 22, 2013, 11:11 PM
Anonymous50123
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
When you wake up and look at your clock to see you're late for whatever and you hop in the shower and get dressed, only to look at your clock and find out that the 3pm you thought you saw was actually 3am.
Thanks for this!
yellowted
  #36  
Old Jul 23, 2013, 11:08 AM
eskielover's Avatar
eskielover eskielover is offline
Legendary Wise Elder
 
Member Since: Oct 2004
Location: Kentucky, USA
Posts: 25,094
You can't figure out what day it is because they have all run together since you haven't been able to sleep....only way to tell date & time is to look at the computer & have to look at your date book to remember if there was anything you had planned that day that you missed by zoning out right through it.
__________________


Leo's favorite place was in the passenger seat of my truck. We went everywhere together like this.
Leo my soulmate will live in my heart FOREVER Nov 1, 2002 - Dec 16, 2018
  #37  
Old Jul 23, 2013, 01:46 PM
spondiferous's Avatar
spondiferous spondiferous is offline
Dancer in the Dark
 
Member Since: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere, i think.
Posts: 5,330
When every word out of my mouth comes out jumbled and I can't seem to get it together enough to form basic sentences.
__________________
You know you're tired when/because...
  #38  
Old Jul 23, 2013, 02:29 PM
eskielover's Avatar
eskielover eskielover is offline
Legendary Wise Elder
 
Member Since: Oct 2004
Location: Kentucky, USA
Posts: 25,094
You get a sky high blood pressure reading at your pain specialist appointment. My blood pressure always goes really high when I don't get sleep & goes back down much closer to normal when I'm rested even though I'm not relaxed.....one time pain specialist suggested I go to the ER it was so high....I didn't & it came down.....but it made me realize just how important our sleep is......he gave me something to help me sleep that time.......when I said I have a hard time sleeping, he said that shouldn't effect it.....I commented like hard time sleeping at all for days....not just a difficult night's sleep......Yep, there is a difference between the 2......& it does effect one's body in a negative way.
__________________


Leo's favorite place was in the passenger seat of my truck. We went everywhere together like this.
Leo my soulmate will live in my heart FOREVER Nov 1, 2002 - Dec 16, 2018
  #39  
Old Jul 27, 2013, 08:41 AM
_Theodora's Avatar
_Theodora _Theodora is offline
Account Suspended
 
Member Since: Jul 2013
Posts: 276
When you can't even distinguish between your thoughts and what you just really said?
Thanks for this!
lizardlady, spondiferous
  #40  
Old Jul 27, 2013, 12:56 PM
SkinnySoul's Avatar
SkinnySoul SkinnySoul is offline
Member
 
Member Since: Jun 2013
Posts: 283
...when you read the title of this thread as "You know you've tried when/because" and spend five minutes wondering why the answers don't match.
__________________
Thanks for this!
Travelinglady, yellowted, Yoda
  #41  
Old Jul 28, 2013, 09:04 AM
lizardlady's Avatar
lizardlady lizardlady is offline
Legendary
 
Member Since: Nov 2002
Location: Mid World
Posts: 18,129
when you don't know whether or not you washed your hair in the shower - right after rinsing the shampoo out of your hair!
Hugs from:
healingme4me, Travelinglady
Thanks for this!
Travelinglady, Wren_
  #42  
Old Jul 28, 2013, 09:08 AM
healingme4me's Avatar
healingme4me healingme4me is offline
Perpetually Pondering
Community Liaison
 
Member Since: Apr 2013
Location: New England
Posts: 46,298
^^^^or you sleepily grab the wrong bottle and put the conditioner in first
Thanks for this!
Travelinglady
  #43  
Old Jul 28, 2013, 11:38 AM
IchbinkeinTeufel's Avatar
IchbinkeinTeufel IchbinkeinTeufel is offline
Elder
Community Liaison
 
Member Since: Jan 2010
Location: Earth
Posts: 6,270
...try to put the kettle in the fridge.
__________________
{ Kein Teufel }
Translation: Not a devil
[ `id -u` -eq 0 ] || exit 1
Hugs from:
ribonucleic
Thanks for this!
Travelinglady
  #44  
Old Jul 28, 2013, 11:58 AM
Anonymous37913
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
when you can't pick your feet up off the ground
Hugs from:
lizardlady, Travelinglady
  #45  
Old Jul 28, 2013, 12:00 PM
ribonucleic ribonucleic is offline
Junior Member
 
Member Since: Jul 2013
Location: Mygan
Posts: 17
When you can't find the difference between the letters 'b' and 'd'.
Thanks for this!
Travelinglady
  #46  
Old Jul 29, 2013, 06:01 AM
goodneighbor goodneighbor is offline
Account Suspended
 
Member Since: Jun 2011
Posts: 393
post the same song 3x and frget u did it
Hugs from:
Travelinglady
  #47  
Old Jul 29, 2013, 06:56 AM
Wren_'s Avatar
Wren_ Wren_ is offline
Free to live
 
Member Since: Jul 2011
Location: In a sheltered place
Posts: 27,669
too tired to remember what you are too tired to remember
__________________

You know you're tired when/because...



Hugs from:
Travelinglady
Thanks for this!
Travelinglady
  #48  
Old Jul 29, 2013, 05:21 PM
yellowted's Avatar
yellowted yellowted is offline
Magnate
 
Member Since: Nov 2010
Location: UK
Posts: 2,004
when you spend the morning wondering why your hair is not drying, only to realise you didn't rinse out the conditioner!

when my spasms last all day

when you spend the day in meetings with your top on the wrong way or inside out

when you set off to drive to work, get almost there then go right round the roundabout and end up back at home before you realise you were going To work!

when you fall asleep sitting half way upstairs or still strapped into scoot!

yep i've done them all and many that others have posted too!
Hugs from:
Travelinglady
Thanks for this!
Travelinglady
  #49  
Old Jul 30, 2013, 12:25 PM
tokiwartooth's Avatar
tokiwartooth tokiwartooth is offline
Grand Poohbah
 
Member Since: Oct 2012
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 1,638
When I have to check the front door to make sure it's locked about three different times because I can't remember.
__________________
Hugs from:
Travelinglady
Thanks for this!
Travelinglady
Reply
Views: 2696

attentionThis is an old thread. You probably should not post your reply to it, as the original poster is unlikely to see it.




All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:35 AM.
Powered by vBulletin® — Copyright © 2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.




 

My Support Forums

My Support Forums is the online community that was originally begun as the Psych Central Forums in 2001. It now runs as an independent self-help support group community for mental health, personality, and psychological issues and is overseen by a group of dedicated, caring volunteers from around the world.

 

Helplines and Lifelines

The material on this site is for informational purposes only, and is not a substitute for medical advice, diagnosis or treatment provided by a qualified health care provider.

Always consult your doctor or mental health professional before trying anything you read here.