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Old Sep 09, 2006, 04:49 PM
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Story of a mother...
My kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just before school that she needed to take a clean tee shirt to class. She told us the teacher was going to iron an anti-drug message on it. My wife frantically swept through my daughter's room, finding nothing usable but one tee shirt that already had something printed on one side. She sent it off to school with my daughter.
That afternoon, my daughter returned and happily showed off her shirt. On one side it said,
"Families are Forever." And on the other, "Be Smart, Don't Start."
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Old Sep 09, 2006, 04:58 PM
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Games For When We Are Older
1. Sag, you're it
2. Pin the toupee on the bald guy.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over
6. Doc Goose
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Hide and Go Pee
9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta.
10. Musical Recliners
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Old Sep 09, 2006, 04:59 PM
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Q: Why do grandparents get along so well with their grandchildren and grandchildren so well with their grandparents?
A: They have a common enemy.
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Thanks Tanya. Joke for today
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Old Sep 09, 2006, 11:20 PM
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Joke for todayThanks Tanya...Now I can go to bed laughing...lol
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Old Sep 10, 2006, 11:51 AM
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Joke for today Joke for today
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Old Sep 10, 2006, 12:08 PM
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"Pin the Toupe", indeed! Pfui!

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Old Sep 10, 2006, 06:13 PM
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Don't worry DJ... yours look very natural! Joke for today
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