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Old Oct 03, 2006, 07:46 AM
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Two hunters are out in the woods in New Jersey when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls 911. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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Old Oct 03, 2006, 11:15 AM
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ahahaha i love it!

keep 'em coming tanya

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Old Oct 03, 2006, 12:26 PM
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omg!!! lmbo!!!!!
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Old Oct 05, 2006, 12:02 AM
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Joke for today. Joke for today. Joke for today.
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Old Oct 12, 2006, 07:52 PM
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heres another...its kinda lame, but i am very easily amused...

there are two muffins in an oven...one says to the other
"dang! its hot in here!" the other muffin says" holy moly canoly!!!! a talking muffin!!!"
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Old Oct 13, 2006, 03:51 AM
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lol Tanya, Halliebeth
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Old Oct 13, 2006, 07:15 PM
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I love it Halliebeth!!!!!!!!!!
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