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Sep 13, 2006, 10:49 PM
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A California policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seatbelt, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the statewide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled the woman in the passenger seat. "He's a real jerk when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?" |
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Sep 13, 2006, 10:59 PM
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I needed that!!! Thanks for sharing
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Sep 14, 2006, 09:09 AM
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Thanks for the laugh...
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Sep 14, 2006, 10:07 AM
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thank you for making me laugh
 
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