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Sep 25, 2006, 03:20 PM
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Dear Mrs. Fenton:
Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton, has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Fenton have been compiled and are listed below: Mr. Wally, President and CEO of Wal-Mart Complaint Department MEMO Re: Mr. Bill Fenton - Complaints - 15 Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse is shopping: June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in a very official-sounding tone, “Code 3” in house wares...and watched what happened. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. September 14: Moved a “CAUTION - WET FLOOR” sign to a carpeted area. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks “Why can't you people just leave me alone?” October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!" (And; last, but not least!) December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here.”
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Sep 26, 2006, 02:52 AM
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Oh bebop that was hillarious...hahahahaha...thank you !!!!
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Sep 26, 2006, 10:51 AM
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LOL...that is tooo funny!!!!!
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Sep 26, 2006, 12:15 PM
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I am so glad I could make you laugh!
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Sep 26, 2006, 09:28 PM
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Sep 26, 2006, 11:51 PM
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I hope no one gets any ideas!!!  hehehehe
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Sep 26, 2006, 11:56 PM
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tomi!!! where u been all day?
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Sep 27, 2006, 12:07 AM
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You mean you just missed me TODAY?? I was gone yesterday, too! LOL I guess you wouldn't have called me tomorrow to find out if I was okay, huh?
  LOL
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Sep 27, 2006, 12:27 AM
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uh yep sure would! yes I missed you yesterday too woman! btw pooh said tell you hello!
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Sep 27, 2006, 03:37 AM
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LOL I love this only when I recieved and email like this in contained all the things listed only the joke was called things you can do at walmart while your spouse is shopping. but I love it every time I see it no matter what form the joke is in.
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Sep 27, 2006, 07:28 PM
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I love this, LOL!! I can even picture someone doing these things. Heck, when I was about 12 - 13yo I'd probably goof around like that. LOL!!
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Sep 27, 2006, 09:05 PM
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that is some funny %#@&#!........ my friend used to drive people at kmart nuts doing little pranks to but she never got caught..lol
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Sep 28, 2006, 07:37 AM
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I have tears in my eyes!!!!!!!!! That's hilarious!
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Sep 28, 2006, 11:35 AM
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lmao lol
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