Home Menu

Menu


Reply
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old Sep 28, 2006, 11:50 AM
SeptemberMorn's Avatar
SeptemberMorn SeptemberMorn is offline
Most Legendary Elder
 
Member Since: Jul 2003
Location: CA
Posts: 22,211
WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a hoot.
__________________


Psalm 119:105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.

advertisement
  #2  
Old Sep 28, 2006, 01:25 PM
mrb020377's Avatar
mrb020377 mrb020377 is offline
Magnate
 
Member Since: May 2005
Posts: 2,252
you are sooo bad!!!!!!!!
__________________
Live life passionately, love unconditionally.
Hope for the best, laugh your heart out.
Cry when you need to, learn from the past.
And remember what is meant to be will find its way.



  #3  
Old Sep 28, 2006, 01:47 PM
skittles's Avatar
skittles skittles is offline
Poohbah
 
Member Since: Jan 2006
Location: ohio
Posts: 1,200
lol thats funny
__________________
Thursday Humor

lots of love,
Skittles

  #4  
Old Sep 28, 2006, 03:59 PM
DaveyJones's Avatar
DaveyJones DaveyJones is offline
Grand Member
 
Member Since: Sep 2005
Location: Big Orange Country
Posts: 912
I can do without the golf course... Thursday Humor

DJ
__________________
Peace,
DJ

"Maturity is nothing more than a firmer grasp of cause and effect."
-Bob

"and the angels, and the devils,
are playin' tug-o-war with my personality"
-Snakedance, The Rainmakers
  #5  
Old Sep 28, 2006, 04:38 PM
JustAPixie's Avatar
JustAPixie JustAPixie is offline
Elder
 
Member Since: Jul 2006
Location: South Africa
Posts: 5,212
DJ!!!!!!!!!! Thursday Humor Thursday Humor
__________________
  #6  
Old Sep 28, 2006, 05:09 PM
SeptemberMorn's Avatar
SeptemberMorn SeptemberMorn is offline
Most Legendary Elder
 
Member Since: Jul 2003
Location: CA
Posts: 22,211
Yeah, but I venture to guess that's one of the things you love about me! Thursday Humor

{{{{{{{{{{{Mel}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
__________________


Psalm 119:105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.
  #7  
Old Sep 28, 2006, 05:10 PM
SeptemberMorn's Avatar
SeptemberMorn SeptemberMorn is offline
Most Legendary Elder
 
Member Since: Jul 2003
Location: CA
Posts: 22,211
Thursday Humor WHEW!! No "golf widows" here!! LOLOL

{{{{{{{{{{{DJ}}}}}}}}}}}}}
__________________


Psalm 119:105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.
  #8  
Old Sep 28, 2006, 05:11 PM
mrb020377's Avatar
mrb020377 mrb020377 is offline
Magnate
 
Member Since: May 2005
Posts: 2,252
</font><blockquote><div id="quote"><font class="small">Quote:</font>
SeptemberMorn said:
Yeah, but I venture to guess that's one of the things you love about me! Thursday Humor

{{{{{{{{{{{Mel}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

</div></font></blockquote><font class="post">

you are right!!!!!! you are as crazy as me!!!!!!

Davey, do you listen to Jason Boland????
__________________
Live life passionately, love unconditionally.
Hope for the best, laugh your heart out.
Cry when you need to, learn from the past.
And remember what is meant to be will find its way.



  #9  
Old Sep 28, 2006, 09:25 PM
SeptemberMorn's Avatar
SeptemberMorn SeptemberMorn is offline
Most Legendary Elder
 
Member Since: Jul 2003
Location: CA
Posts: 22,211
LMBO Yup! Agreed! Birds of a feather flock together! LOL And here DJ was thinking HE'S crazy! LOL
__________________


Psalm 119:105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.
  #10  
Old Sep 29, 2006, 12:44 AM
froggie2's Avatar
froggie2 froggie2 is offline
Grand Member
 
Member Since: Jan 2006
Posts: 772
Thursday Humor Thursday Humor Thursday Humor Thursday Humor Thursday Humor Thursday Humor Thursday Humor Thursday Humor
__________________
Thursday Humor
froggie2
  #11  
Old Sep 29, 2006, 03:26 AM
Bethsway's Avatar
Bethsway Bethsway is offline
Magnate
 
Member Since: Aug 2006
Posts: 2,904
omg..so funny and yet so true...!!! lol
Reply
Views: 697

attentionThis is an old thread. You probably should not post your reply to it, as the original poster is unlikely to see it.



Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Last Thursday... (JD) Addictions 3 Oct 23, 2007 12:19 PM
thursday therealme Anxiety, Panic and Phobias 10 Feb 11, 2007 08:47 AM
Seeing new Pdoc Thursday SweetSunshine Psychotherapy 13 Apr 20, 2006 09:19 PM
wish it was thursday skittles Depression 2 Feb 21, 2006 04:53 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:18 AM.
Powered by vBulletin® — Copyright © 2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.




 

My Support Forums

My Support Forums is the online community that was originally begun as the Psych Central Forums in 2001. It now runs as an independent self-help support group community for mental health, personality, and psychological issues and is overseen by a group of dedicated, caring volunteers from around the world.

 

Helplines and Lifelines

The material on this site is for informational purposes only, and is not a substitute for medical advice, diagnosis or treatment provided by a qualified health care provider.

Always consult your doctor or mental health professional before trying anything you read here.