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The following was in The Atlanta Journal. This has got to be one of the best "singles ads" ever published.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (###) ###-#### and ask for Daisy. Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever
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I Love it!!! (Sometimes animals are much better than people)
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LOL that is too good.
Jbug
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ha ha ha ha that is funny!
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!
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