Some more of life's questions

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?

Do babies produce more spit than adults?

How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?

Do cows have calf muscles?

Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?

If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?

If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?

Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

If you died with braces on would they take them off?

If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?

Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?

If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?

Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?

Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?

Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?

How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?

Have ex-punsters been expunged?

Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?

Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?

Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?

Have ex-bankers become disinterested?

Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?

After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

Thanks Tanya! Once again, these are awesome. Thanks for the laughs!

There are more of those on Bored.com if you really liked them.

thank you Tanya....what fun stuff to think about!!!

I guess the person who thought these up didn't have many dates on fridays!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do fish get thirsty?

When blind people use dark sunglasses, then why don't the deaf wear earwarmes?

If love makes blind then why is sexy underwear so popular?

If superman is so cool then why does he wear his underwear on top of his pants?

Does one have coffee breaks at a tea factory?

What happens if someone scares you half to death... twice?

Why do we say a pair of trousers when it's only one piece of clothes?

Why do you have to make an appointment to see a fortune teller?

Why is a boxingring square?

Why do you have to click on start to close windows?

Why don't they make cats food that tastes like mouse?

Why dosn't glue stick to the inside of the tube?

Does a sheep shrink when it rains?

The first time the clock was invented, how did they then now what time to set it to?

How do you know when you've run our of inviseble ink?

Can you plan on being spontanious tomorrow?

If barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends?

How did they know how to arrange the letters of the alfabet?

Thanks is this the right place! I really enjoyed them!

I'm glad thought yours were realy nice so wanted to share some of mine.