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#276
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Fortunately, pliers are readily available for such an eventuality.
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#277
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Unfortunately, the pliers were rusty and the ducks were afraid.
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#278
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Fortunately, the ducks were amenable to hypnotism, so that shouldn't be a problem.
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#279
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Unfortunately, the ducks were hypnotized to believe they are possums.
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#280
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Unfortunately, the hypnotist hypnotized himself, and now he's walking around with rusty pliers clamped on his lips.
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#281
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Fortunately, this only happened after he turned the ducks into possums
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#282
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Unfortunately, the ducks, thinking they were possums, tried to hang from their tails on a branch and kept falling on their poor little fluffy duck heads.
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#283
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Fortunately, their beaks got stuck in the sand first and stopped them from further injury.
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#284
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Unfortunately, all the blood rushed to their heads and they got woozy.
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#285
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Fortunately sea stars swam out and helped them,,,,,
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#286
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Unfortunately, the sea stars were eaten by the possums in disguise
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#287
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Fortunately, the tide came in and the sea-star filled possum/duck could swim again.
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#288
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Unfortunately, the hypnotist drowned
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#289
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Unfortunately the duck/possum was so confused that it swam down a waterfall straight into an alligators mouth.
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#290
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Fortunately, there was a zoo nearby ..
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#291
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Unfortunately, the alligator was constipated.
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#292
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Fortunately, for the zoo keeper kept a supply of organic and natural laxatives!
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#293
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Unfortunately, the possum duck and sea stars were shoveled into a compost heap.
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#294
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Fortunately the duck/possom felt so much better for being in the erm......muck that it walked out and shouted, "Quack!"
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#295
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Unfortunately, I woke my sleeping family with my giggles to this thread.
Ok - back to business. Unfortunately, "Quack" aroused the lion, who had just broken out of his den ............
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#296
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Fortunately the lion agreed with the duck and roared, "Quack!" as well.
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#297
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Unfortunately, the lion had a speech impediment and he really meant to say Quap (crap) which came out sounding like Quack!
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#298
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Fortunately, the lion got distracted by my hysterical giggles!!!!
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#299
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![]() ![]() ![]() Unfortunately I can't think of anything to say to that!
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#300
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Fortunately, a laughing horse with wings and hooves gave the quappy animals a ride to air them out.
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