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Oct 05, 2006, 10:23 AM
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion.
He said okay, you're ugly too. ------------------ I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. ----------------- This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. ---------------- My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. ------------------- I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. ------------------- I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. ------------------ Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' |
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Oct 05, 2006, 10:25 AM
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Oct 05, 2006, 10:42 AM
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Oct 05, 2006, 11:55 AM
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Hahahaha! That is funny!
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Oct 05, 2006, 01:03 PM
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Hail to the KING!!!
 DJ
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Oct 05, 2006, 03:42 PM
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Hilarious!!!!!!
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Oct 05, 2006, 05:17 PM
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Oct 06, 2006, 12:34 AM
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Oct 06, 2006, 12:37 AM
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funny.........
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Oct 06, 2006, 11:39 AM
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 Sometimes we just have to rejoice in crazy. We are unique.
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Oct 07, 2006, 04:14 AM
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a good laugh...thank you....and I am going to tell my pdoc when I see him...everybody hates me...oh no that's right everybody hasn't met me yet...lol...I love it!
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