[Sabrina]

There are days in a woman's month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands. Here is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

The comments are coded: 1 = Dangerous, 2 = Safer, 3 = Safest, 4 = Ultra Safe.

1. What's for dinner? 2. Can I help you with dinner? 3. Where would you like to go for dinner? 4. Here, have some chocolate.

1. Are you wearing that? 2. Wow, you sure look good in brown! 3. Wow! Look at you! 4. Here, have some chocolate.

1. What are you so worked up about? 2. Could we be overreacting? 3. Here's my paycheck. 4. Here, have some chocolate.

1. Should you be eating that? 2. you know, there are a lot of apples left. 3. Can I get you a glass of wine with that? 4. Here, have some chocolate.

1. What did you DO all day? 2. I hope you didn't over-do it today. 3. I've always loved you in that robe! 4. Here, have some more chocolate!

[JustAPixie]

Yummie!!!!!!!! Chocolate!!!!!!!!!

That is so qute... and unfortunately so true!

[Fuzzybear]

[froggie2]

I think i'll tuck a copy in his pocket.