[JustAPixie]

It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs. Carlyle marry one another, and so making only two people miserable instead of four. – Samuel Butler

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chavelier

There’s a way of transferring funds that’s even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage – Ronnie Shakes

Damn it, sir, it is your duty to get married. You can’t be always living for pleasure. – Oscar Wilde

Yes, my husband is younger than me, but it’s not a problem. If he dies, he dies. – Joan Collins

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts. – Jeff Foxworthy

[Tycoon]

lol, maybe it's someone who can be a beacan of light too you, someone who calls out the best in you...or is it someone who will give you anything no matter the price as long as you are happy, someone who except you with everything you bring along???

[radio_flyer]

[Boopers]

Too funny!!





Linda

[skittles]

lol i like the 4th one i think thats funny

[JustAPixie]

Dear old Oscar was a funny little man...