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Jan 08, 2007, 06:17 PM
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The country referred to is South Africa... but I don't know how true it is... still funny though, if it were....
Police Comments The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country. #15. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." #14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun." #11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on! the ticket, huh?" #10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" #9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." #8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not: Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" #7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO." #6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." #5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." #4. "Just how big were those two beers?" #3. "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC." #2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of you! rs. At least you know someone who can post your bail." And.................... THE BEST ONE !!!!!!! #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here.
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Jan 08, 2007, 06:21 PM
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So funny~
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Jan 08, 2007, 06:26 PM
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Jan 08, 2007, 11:57 PM
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I'm gonna share this with my other friends I hope that's all right with you
 Nice post. I loved it!
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Jan 09, 2007, 12:00 AM
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It's fine if you want to share... I don't even know where it came from.... I got it in an email, one of those mass joke mails...
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Jan 09, 2007, 12:39 AM
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Jan 09, 2007, 01:07 AM
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Jan 09, 2007, 02:25 AM
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Thank you for a good laugh. I am planning to share at my next security meeting....
Okie
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Jan 09, 2007, 01:13 PM
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Hello Too Too Funny. Happy New Year Soidhonia
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