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Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love this. > Especially anyone who has baked for church events. Alice Grayson > was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group bake sale in > Tuscaloosa, but she forgot about it until the last Minute. She > remembered it the morning of the bake sale and after rummaging > through cabinets she found an angel food cake mix and quickly made > it. While drying her hair and dressing and helping her son Bryan > pack up for Scout camp. But, when Alice took the cake from the oven, > the center had dropped flat and the cake was horribly disfigured. > She said, "Oh dear, there's no time bake another cake." This cake > was so important to Alice because she did so want to fit in at her > new church, and in her new community of new friends. So, being > inventive, she looked around the house for something to build up the > center of the cake. Alice found it in the bathroom, a roll of > toilet paper. She plunked it in and then covered it with icing. > Not only did the finished product look beautiful, it looked perfect! > Before she left the house to drop the cake by the church and head > for work, Alice woke her daughter Amanda and gave her some money and > specific instructions to be at the bake sale the minute it opened > at 9:30, and to buy this cake and bring it home. When the daughter > arrived at the sale, she found that the attractive, perfect cake had > already been sold! Amanda grabbed her cell phone and called her > mother. Alice was horrified. She was beside herself. Everyone > would know! What would they think of her? She would be ostracized, > talked about, ridiculed. That night Alice was laying awake in bed > thinking about people pointing their fingers at her and talking > about her behind her back. The next day Alice promised herself that > she would try not to think about the cake and she would attend the > fancy luncheon/bridal shower at the home of a friend of a friend and > try to have a good time there. She did not really want to attend > because the hostess was a real snob who more than once had looked > down her nose at Alice because Alice was a single parent and not > from one of the founding families of Tuscaloosa. Having already > RSVP'd she could not think of a believable excuse to stay away. The > meal was elegant; the company was definitely upper crust Old > South...To Alice's horror, the cake in question was presented for > dessert! Alice felt the blood drain from her body when she saw it > being brought in. She started out of her chair to rush to the > hostess and tell her all about it, but before she could get to her > feet, the Mayor's wife said, "What a beautiful cake!" "Thank you", > said the snobby hostess, "I baked it myself!" Alice sat back and > smiled, "GOD IS GOOD." ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Oh that's great lol!
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That'll bring that snob down a notch or two!
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LOL thanks for sharing!
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This was lots of fun.
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that is too funny
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank you!!! Needed a good laugh. Wish I could of been there to see the reaction when that cake was cut. |
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