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#1
Apr 06, 2015, 11:01 AM
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Ok, so what are the cheesiest or worst jokes you know of or have heard of?
Here's one I made up: Why did the chicken go outside the house? Because it chickened out!  
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#2
Apr 06, 2015, 11:27 AM
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what's brown and sticky?
a stick
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| Crazy Hitch, Dog on a Tree, Marla500
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#3
Apr 06, 2015, 11:29 AM
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Quote:
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#4
Apr 06, 2015, 11:48 AM
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Q: How many days of the week begin with T and what are they?
A: 2. Today and tomorrow. Q: How many months have 28 days? A: All of them. Q: How many "d"s in Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer? A: 912 "...ddddddd ddddddd .... ddddddd.....ddddddd........ |
| bubbles00, Crazy Hitch, Dog on a Tree, unaluna
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#5
Apr 06, 2015, 12:21 PM
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Lol.
Here's another one: Q: What part did the egg play in the movies? A: The Egg-stra
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| bubbles00, Crazy Hitch, Takeshi, unaluna
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#6
Apr 06, 2015, 04:05 PM
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How does an elephant sneek up on a mouse ?
It tip toes and tries not to giggle |
| bubbles00, Crazy Hitch
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#7
Apr 06, 2015, 04:15 PM
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#8
Apr 06, 2015, 06:04 PM
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I like read dumb jokes but I don't know any.....so I googled one
What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the doc.
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Nammu …Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. …... Desiderata Max Ehrmann |
| bubbles00, Crazy Hitch, Dog on a Tree, unaluna
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#9
Apr 07, 2015, 03:50 AM
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Q: What did the time traveler do when he was still hungry after dinner?
A: He went back four seconds. (got that from a website, I don't know any other jokes)
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| bubbles00, Crazy Hitch, Takeshi, unaluna
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#10
Apr 07, 2015, 03:59 AM
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I'd tell a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.
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| Butternut, Crazy Hitch
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#11
Apr 07, 2015, 06:37 AM
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Knock knock
Who's there? Barn yard Barn yard who? Barn yard poo!
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#12
Apr 07, 2015, 07:01 AM
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Where does the hamburger go to dance?
the meatball
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Life's so dark when every day is a struggle
Why go out and see the world on fire Don't let your mindset become what controls you Speak right now and make the choice to grow |
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#13
Apr 07, 2015, 08:49 AM
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Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
A: Sneakers |
| bubbles00, Crazy Hitch, Nammu
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#14
Apr 07, 2015, 03:25 PM
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How many morons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None! You can't screw in a light bulb!
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Apr 08, 2015, 03:41 AM
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Q: Where do hamburgers go to dance?
A: They go to the meat-ball |
| Crazy Hitch
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Apr 08, 2015, 04:56 AM
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I love this one!
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Apr 08, 2015, 10:26 PM
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick. hahaahaahha this whole thread is funny |
| Dog on a Tree, Nammu
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#18
Apr 09, 2015, 07:47 AM
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Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look flushed |
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Apr 09, 2015, 08:44 AM
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Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut. |
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#20
Apr 09, 2015, 11:03 PM
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Why are there no apples in the Garden of Eden?
Cos Eve Adam
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"True friends stab you in the front" - Oscar Wilde "The life of this world is only the enjoyment of deception" - Quran 3:185 Reading FC til I die. <3 |
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#21
Apr 09, 2015, 11:05 PM
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What did the cat say to the mouse?
Meow.
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"True friends stab you in the front" - Oscar Wilde "The life of this world is only the enjoyment of deception" - Quran 3:185 Reading FC til I die. <3 |
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#22
Apr 10, 2015, 03:04 AM
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Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits! |
| Takeshi
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