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Old Apr 06, 2015, 11:01 AM
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Ok, so what are the cheesiest or worst jokes you know of or have heard of?

Here's one I made up:
Why did the chicken go outside the house?

Because it chickened out!
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Old Apr 06, 2015, 11:27 AM
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what's brown and sticky?

a stick

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Old Apr 06, 2015, 11:29 AM
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what's brown and sticky?

a stick

Lol, I can't believe that's a joke. You still made me smile though
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Old Apr 06, 2015, 11:48 AM
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Q: How many days of the week begin with T and what are they?

A: 2. Today and tomorrow.

Q: How many months have 28 days?

A: All of them.

Q: How many "d"s in Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?

A: 912 "...ddddddd ddddddd .... ddddddd.....ddddddd........
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Old Apr 06, 2015, 12:21 PM
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Lol.

Here's another one:

Q: What part did the egg play in the movies?

A: The Egg-stra
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Old Apr 06, 2015, 04:05 PM
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How does an elephant sneek up on a mouse ?
It tip toes and tries not to giggle
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Old Apr 06, 2015, 04:15 PM
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what's brown and sticky?

a stick

This is my all time favorite short joke
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Old Apr 06, 2015, 06:04 PM
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I like read dumb jokes but I don't know any.....so I googled one

What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the doc.
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Old Apr 07, 2015, 03:50 AM
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Q: What did the time traveler do when he was still hungry after dinner?
A: He went back four seconds.

(got that from a website, I don't know any other jokes)
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Old Apr 07, 2015, 03:59 AM
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I'd tell a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.
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Old Apr 07, 2015, 06:37 AM
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Knock knock

Who's there?

Barn yard

Barn yard who?

Barn yard poo!
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Old Apr 07, 2015, 07:01 AM
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Where does the hamburger go to dance?

the meatball
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Old Apr 07, 2015, 08:49 AM
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Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
A: Sneakers
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Old Apr 07, 2015, 03:25 PM
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How many morons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None! You can't screw in a light bulb!
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Old Apr 08, 2015, 03:41 AM
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Q: Where do hamburgers go to dance?
A: They go to the meat-ball
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Old Apr 08, 2015, 04:56 AM
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I'd tell a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.

I love this one!
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Old Apr 08, 2015, 10:26 PM
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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

hahaahaahha this whole thread is funny
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Old Apr 09, 2015, 07:47 AM
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Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look flushed
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Old Apr 09, 2015, 08:44 AM
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Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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Old Apr 09, 2015, 11:03 PM
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Why are there no apples in the Garden of Eden?
Cos Eve Adam
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Old Apr 09, 2015, 11:05 PM
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What did the cat say to the mouse?
Meow.
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Old Apr 10, 2015, 03:04 AM
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Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
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