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Old Apr 25, 2007, 10:43 PM
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So "blonde jokes" are ok but NOT "brunette jokes"?? Or did I hijack people's blonde joke thread? a very good blonde joke...........
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What's in the bag?
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.

He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says "meow" in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.

When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says "woof" in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.

He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts "potato" to the officer.
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Old Apr 25, 2007, 10:53 PM
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Sept., I don't understand your upset. You should read back on the thread?

If you have more concern or response, please PM me from this point.

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Old Apr 25, 2007, 11:17 PM
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It's a fantastic thread ... thanks for starting it a very good blonde joke...........

And as I've mentioned before, I am a brunette who often gets hassled about really being blonde, so I think I have license to laugh!
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Old Apr 26, 2007, 12:27 AM
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a very good blonde joke...........
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Old Apr 26, 2007, 12:33 AM
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Some of these were really funny. I enjoyed the brunette jokes too. I'm semi-blonde (my avatar is about right on hair color), and I don't take it personally. I don't know the hair colors of everyone posting the jokes, but I'm not sure it matters.

I'm also Norwegian (half), and grew up with my father and my grandfather (who both came from Norway) telling Norwegian jokes. I guess I learned that we can laugh at ourselves, and just because it's in a joke doesn't make it true. Here's a link to a bunch of Norwegian jokes: http://www.llund.com/yokes.htm

A few are a little bit off color. And there are Swedish jokes thrown in too. I think those are the funniest ones, but I'm only 1/8 Swedish. And 1/8 Danish too - the Danes always seem to come out ahead whenever Danes get included in the jokes.

Maybe it's not politically correct to tell ethnic jokes, or even hair jokes (I wonder if there's some connection there with most Scandinavians being blonde?), but I'm not sure I even buy the whole politically correct concept. It takes things too far.

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Old Apr 27, 2007, 11:55 AM
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ooxx a very good blonde joke...........
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Good points ((((Rap)))) a very good blonde joke...........
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