SHEEP JOKE FOR TODAY

Sheep goes to intenet to find sheep jokes.......clicks on them............omg........covers eyes....I can not read that stuff.

shall we club together and buy joe this for christmas lmao




ONLY JESTING MY FAV AMERICAN LOL

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Sheep vs. Women


* Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth
* You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear
* Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather
* Cotton mouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease
* Nuttin' beats mutton
* Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel
* Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early
* Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down
* Sheep never ask about you former lovers and then get pissed off when you tell them
* No matter how old or ugly you are, you can always find a willing ewe
* Sheep are never concerened about their reputation
* Sheep won't tell all their friends about the time you couldn't get it up
* Sheep won't ask if you're gay the first time you can't get it up for the second time
* Sheep never insist on eating out
* You'll never catch your sheep masturbating to a picture of Mel Gibson
* Sheep don't get suspicious if you have to work late
* Sheep don't smell like tuna fish
* Sheep don't get moody once a month
* You can eat a lamb chop without getting wool stuck in your teeth
* A sheep doesn't expect you to support her for the rest of her life after one roll in the hay
* A sheep never wears curlers and a mud pack to bed
* A sheep doesn't stop screwing after the honeymoon
* A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car
* A sheep won't think that a weekend stay-over entitles her to rearrange your furniture and put up new curtains
* A sheep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay...and pay
* A sheep will never complain about the spittoon in your pickup
* A sheep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy
* A sheep won't care of you keep your fish bait in the refrigerator
* A sheep won't get even with you by spending your paycheck on new clothes, none of which are see-through or meant to be worn in the bedroom
* A sheep will never sue you for palimony
* A sheep won't care if you screw her sister
* A sheep won't care if your secretary is better looking than she is
* A sheep will never tell you the ceiling needs to be painted while you're screwing
* A sheep won't use you razor to shave its legs, or your pocketknife to open a paint can
* Sheep never have a headache
* A sheep won't give your favorite hunting shirt to Goodwill
* A sheep won't leave wet nylons hanging all over the bathroom
* A sheep will never ask you to stop on the way home from work and pick up a box of tampons
* Sheep grow their own fur coats
* A sheep will never leave a vibrator on the living room couch when you're having friends over to watch football
* Sheep won't cheat on you with your best friend
* A sheep will never ask if you'll still respect her in the morning
* Sheep aren't into talking before or after sex
* A sheep never yells at you for leaving the lid up
* A sheep won't send you out for batteries for her vibrator
* A sheep doesn't think it's demeaning or kinky to do it doggy style
* A sheep won't mind if you put up mirrors in the bedroom
* Sheep are "ram tough"
* A sheep won't think your cheap and tacky if you: send daisies instead of long-stemmed red roses, tip less than 20%, wear levis with a hole in the seat, open beer bottles with your teeth
* Sheep don't mind if you leave the lights on
* Sheep don't mind doing it in the morning
* Sheep don't mind doing it in a pickup truck
* A sheep will never use the excuse that: she just did her nails, it's too hot, it's too cold, you'll wake the kids, you'll wake the neighbors, she's too drunk to enjoy it, she's not drunk enough to enjoy it
* A sheep will never leave you for a cucumber

NOW WE KNOW WHY HEYJOE LIKES SHEEP HAHA

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<font color="red"> WILL BAAAAAAAAA FOR FOOD </font>

hahahah Mistress Muffy

TY JOE.............

omigod how many times can i pee myself laffin in one day tofl

omigod joe this is going too far!!!!!!!!!

jinxoxoxoxoxox

Now we know why jinny said heyjoe is sexy and theres the proof


hahaha

lmao well wouldn't you say he was - without the sheep and the wellies or gum boots as you call them lol. lost you're a hoot i love you so much

jinny xxoxoxoxoxo

Muffy goes topless

one more joke for today - promise-

sheep walks into a bar and asks for a beer, barman thinks mmmmm i can rip this little feller off and charges him $25 dollars for a pint.

barman says 'we dont get many sheep in here' sheep replies

'not effin surprised at these prices baaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

jin

Sheeps little lamb................doggie shaved

awwwwwwwwwww soooooooooooooooooooo cute

the poor little mite lmao. so sweet i want to squeeze him/her.

does he/she go mad after being clipped? mine used to

jin xoxoxoxoxoox

SSSSSSSHHHHHHHH he thinks he is a sheep!

Has heyjoe seen your inflatable friend muffy?

Heyjoe, I was singing this today, "And the wind, it cries...Muffy."

OMG.... you guys



I peed my pants....freewill

hehe *giggles* cute doggie
tke care all
self

"SSSSSSSHHHHHHHH he thinks he is a sheep!"

Ummm...he might want to rethink that.

Sheep testicles - called Animelles or Lamb fries in culinary terms - are considered a delicacy in many parts of the world. They are sometimes confused with Rocky Mountain oysters which are exclusively the testicles of boars or bulls.

Run, heyjoe. Run!

No wonder I skipped dinner today.

Well Lost u really did it................................

Now I'm not the biggest health nut around............but I don't eat cold cuts, processed meats, swine and most things that I don't know what it is...........or was made with a chemistry set..............but NOW I'm not quite sure I'll be having anything LAMB for quite some time if ever............further more I just might not eat meat at all.........

So Lost............WTF am I going to eat....................oh and I don't do shell fish...............

OH..............and I'm not going vegen....................

ummmmmmmmm no one should have lamb for dinner!

poor sheep!