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#1
Jun 21, 2007, 06:31 PM
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Welcome to Mojo3's Campfire...since I have been shown the door to the men's room and told I wasn't a man so I can't go in there...gezzzzzz...I did some of my best writing in that stall...lol...Hey...I licked Stephen Hawkin's brain in that stall...what a guy. I hope he is alright now...he wouldn't stop drooling... WELCOME ALL MEN AND OTHER MOJO's.
This is the Campfire room, where we sit around, have a beer, like in A...more than A makes your brain cells die...and roast some marshmellows...chat a bit...about what ever. One rule...you don't talk about your private parts and I won't talk about mine...deal...I can be slightly frightening if need be. So I will get the fire started and get my magic marshmellow bag and we will wait and see who shows up first....spark on |
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#2
Jun 21, 2007, 06:47 PM
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well i know im definetly not a man.. and i don't think i am a Mojo, does that mean i cant pull up a chair have a beer?
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#3
Jun 21, 2007, 07:23 PM
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Okay...I am not looking up anyone's skirt...so you say you're a guy and I will believe you...I won't look at anyone's profile.
It can be on a need to know basis. Darn fire...where is the gasoline??? Here's your beer...talk to me....lolol |
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#4
Jun 21, 2007, 07:29 PM
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ummm, no thanks i dont need to pretend to be a guy..i love'em but dont want to be one of them im all woman and wouldnt ever want to hide it.
 just curious to know why only the mojo and men invite to the campfire?
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#5
Jun 21, 2007, 07:38 PM
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Since I am not welcome in the Men's Room...I made a Mojo3 Campfire where men are welcome...reverse pschchology...of a sort.
You shouldn't worry about it though since you are already in...but don't let Doc John catch you in here...he has the power to throw you out and delete your words...  sorta kinda like the webgod.You are not one of those girly girls are you??? Did you bring any wieners??? Flambe |
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#6
Jun 21, 2007, 07:47 PM
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haha build campfire... they will come
and no im not a girlie girl. all woman though. just not high maintance. vanessaism...less is more oh and about those weiners i'm sure the men can supply them for your campfire enjoy 
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#7
Jun 22, 2007, 05:56 AM
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You will come back...I'll miss you...
I don't know if I trust the men bringing wieners...I have always been the provider in my family, the builder, the vehicle maintenance person...etc. I'll just go and get my own wieners...just to be safe. Well...the fire is blazing now, that fossil fuel sure makes things nice and toasty...now...where did I put those marshmellows...oh no...I thought that rock was pretty soft. Oh well...they will taste the same even if they are flat and square... I hope they don't leave me here talking to myself for to long. No good ever comes of that. Last time they left me in the dark, in the Men's Room and there was that guy in the wheelchair...well...it was wheelchair accessable, so I guess he thought he was safe...oh well. This time I have a fire so that it doesn't get dark and I can see what I am doing...see...I can learn. So future guys...does the woman in your life ever complain about you leaving up the toilet seat??? If so, can you remember a time when she left it up for you??? I think people who don't look before they sit down deserve to get their butts wet...speaking of which...mine is all sticky and covered with marshmellows...hey, I could just toast them where they are! Or maybe not...hmmhmm hm hm... Psych Central???? I thought this was Psychic Central!!!!!!! Ah, GEZZZZZ...Now where did I put that compass???? |
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#8
Jun 22, 2007, 10:49 PM
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I'm justa feelin border line bad...juuuussssst borderrrline baddd. (sung to the tune of Copperhead Road.)
Hey Joe must be feeding his dogs to his sheep or perhaps that is the other ways around. That other guy I know must be lighting candles and checking out the women... There are a few other guys I know slightly...I wonder could they be afraid of the JoMo3...gezzzzz No worries...I'm just a little spit bug...just all words around me. I'll cook something up because I know that someone is going to show up soon. (MOJO throws a turkey into the fire) lalalahhlllaaah |
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#9
Jun 23, 2007, 12:07 AM
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Hopefully you took the feathers off first? LOL
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#10
Jun 23, 2007, 08:00 AM
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Feathers? Oh...well they can use them to clean their teeth after dinner...I'm such a lousy cook. Well, I can cook if I have to...but I am better at brewing up a pot of coffee or a storm. Once I won a turkey in a meat draw and I only had a coffee maker in my room. It took a while to cook the turkey and it wasn't very crisp...actually it was a lot like soup. So I guess I can cook soup. Actually you could make turkey soup and coffee at the same time...two strikes with one blow, so to speak.
HeyJoe...HHEEEYYYYJJJJOOOEEEE...He is out there somewhere...lurking around in the bushes. My night vision sucks. HeyJoe...I have an anti-fertility rite for your daughter. Trust me this one works...well...half the time. Okay now...take this frog and stick it in your mouth...don't eat it. Now put your knees together and walk backwards around the campfire, all the while saying "I will not reproduce, I will not reproduce, I will not reproduce..circle the fire 3X all the while chanting and then Spit the frog into the fire...NOT on the turkey JOE...gezzzz. Now this works like a charm...because trust me no one wants to kiss a girl who just had a frog in her mouth. It is only good for the one night...and be careful, there are some guys out there who like frogs...you have to watch those ones. If you like I could mail you some frogs...we have some of those really big frogs perfect for the hormonally dysfunctional...I had two teenage daughters...I barely lived. "PUUTTT ANNOOTTTHHERRR LLOGGGG INN TTHHE FIRRE...COOOKKK MMEEE UUUPPP SSOMMME TTTUURRKKEYYY AANDDD SSOMMEEE TTTEEAAA"..... |
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#11
Jun 23, 2007, 08:00 AM
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Feathers? Oh...well they can use them to clean their teeth after dinner...I'm such a lousy cook. Well, I can cook if I have to...but I am better at brewing up a pot of coffee or a storm. Once I won a turkey in a meat draw and I only had a coffee maker in my room. It took a while to cook the turkey and it wasn't very crisp...actually it was a lot like soup. So I guess I can cook soup. Actually you could make turkey soup and coffee at the same time...two strikes with one blow, so to speak.
HeyJoe...HHEEEYYYYJJJJOOOEEEE...He is out there somewhere...lurking around in the bushes. My night vision sucks. HeyJoe...I have an anti-fertility rite for your daughter. Trust me this one works...well...half the time. Okay now...take this frog and stick it in your mouth...don't eat it. Now put your knees together and walk backwards around the campfire, all the while saying "I will not reproduce, I will not reproduce, I will not reproduce..circle the fire 3X all the while chanting and then Spit the frog into the fire...NOT on the turkey JOE...gezzzz. Now this works like a charm...because trust me no one wants to kiss a girl who just had a frog in her mouth. It is only good for the one night...and be careful, there are some guys out there who like frogs...you have to watch those ones. If you like I could mail you some frogs...we have some of those really big frogs perfect for the hormonally dysfunctional...I had two teenage daughters...I barely lived. "PUUTTT ANNOOTTTHHERRR LLOGGGG INN TTHHE FIRRE...COOOKKK MMEEE UUUPPP SSOMMME TTTUURRKKEYYY AANDDD SSOMMEEE TTTEEAAA"..... |
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#12
Jun 23, 2007, 08:15 AM
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do you know, if there is a target on the toilet , us men wouldnt pee on the seat...........
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#13
Jun 23, 2007, 09:05 AM
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I should have talked to you before my daughter grew up!! Dang it I wish I would have known.
How do you make your coffee on the campfire? Do you hang it over the fire or sit it right on the coals? What about marshmellows....I like em......or maybe smores? Do you have any graham crackers and hersey bars? Are there bears at your campfire? I don't like bears.......
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#14
Jun 23, 2007, 09:27 AM
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Yes they do,TRM
It's in the genes! |
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#15
Jun 23, 2007, 10:26 AM
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Smores...did you say smores...I'll be right back...chocolate must have chocolate...bears? I am not fond of predators around the campfire...I'll get a gun when I get the chocolate.
Good Idea. And I will get everyone red toilet seat, maybe at Target. Everyone has to bring a gun...I like guns...I should have been a Texan...darn...I missed my calling. |
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#16
Jun 23, 2007, 10:31 AM
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I make my coffee in the perculator over a screen over the fire...perfect. Lots of cream and sugar...yum
I rather like it when men make coffee for me though...nothing looks better than a man bringing you a cup of coffee. Mojo3 gets a big stick and pokes the fire..."Come on Baby light my fire...Try to set the night on FIIIIRRRRRREEEEE" lololol |
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#17
Jun 23, 2007, 04:35 PM
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Okay...I just got back with some graham crackers for the smores...ah...the chocolate had a bad trip. Someone ate it...It wasn't me...is the full moon coming soon???
I'll go and get more chocolate. Be right back. Don't let that fire go out...I don't have any more gasoline. |
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#18
Jun 23, 2007, 05:58 PM
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hi mojo, since i have had to fight hard on this site as a male, for a male only forum, with not so much support at the beginning, even though I have had to conseed ( sp) it is to be regulated by females, not really given a choice on that one either, but, I still to this day take offence at women posting in there.
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#19
Jun 23, 2007, 06:04 PM
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Ohhhhhh...does someone need a time out?
Mojo hurry up with the chocolate already.... |
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#20
Jun 23, 2007, 10:32 PM
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The fire will go out soon...I hope you hurry back. Keb and I are swapping stories while we wait. Oh no...is that a bear I hear in the distance or could that be Mojo...gosh I hope it's Mojo cause I brought a gun...but no one told me to bring bullets!!! Yikes!!! Keb do you have bullets?????
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#21
Jun 23, 2007, 10:54 PM
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They don't let me carry guns, bullets or sharp implements
. Is that Turkey I'm smelling or just the feathers...Smell kind of reminds me of wet wool socks..........geeeee, I need food Threw another log on the fire. Gets a little cool in the evenings around here.....Sure hope Mojo comes by soon. As for the bears and beers.....I've never seen a bear with a beer.....but anything is possible these days. Mojo......where are you? 
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