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Old Jun 30, 2007, 05:16 PM
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There was this couple and they were in bed and the man had rolled over and started to go to sleep and the woman touched him on the arm...what do you want? Remember when you used to hold my hand? Yea I do that was nice and he reached out and held her hand for a few minutes then rolled over and started to go to sleep again...she touched him on the arm again and he said what do you want? She said remember when you used to kiss me before we went to sleep? He said yea that was nice and kissed her. She touched him on the shoulder...what do you want now? Remember when you used to nibble on my ear? He said yea and got out of bed....where are you going she asked? I'm going to get my teeth he said.

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Old Jun 30, 2007, 05:19 PM
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Old Jun 30, 2007, 11:19 PM
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Great joke!!!!!!!

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Old Jul 01, 2007, 02:07 AM
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which part was the mild sexual content?lol....I find this funny because my husband 55 years old not long ago got false teeth...He's always been so handsome(in my eyes)...like Tarzan or a viking...or the Captain of the Enterprise (in Star Trek Enterprise)...but he is sooooooo funny in bed sometimes.More like Dagwood Bumstead. ( Im not talking about sex though)!!! I hope you can tell how much I love him...probably as much as Blondie!!! Old people in bed joke....Mild sexual content Old people in bed joke....Mild sexual content Old people in bed joke....Mild sexual content Old people in bed joke....Mild sexual content Old people in bed joke....Mild sexual content
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Old Jul 01, 2007, 02:34 AM
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I loved it, Jannie!

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That is a good one Jannie
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LOL!! good one. haha.

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