In mourning... *Mild Sexual Content*

Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hadn't got out of
her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her
to get back into the real world.

Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter
immediately replies: "Mum, I have someone for you to meet."
Well, he was an immediate hit.

They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to
join him for a weekend in the Cotswolds. Their first night there, she
undresses as he
does. There she stood naked except for a pair of black lacy
panties; he in his birthday suit.
Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?"
She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but
down there I am still in mourning."
He knows he's not getting lucky that night.

The following night the same scenario.
She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday
suit, except that he is wearing a black condom. She looks at him and asks:
"What's with the black condom?"
He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

ROFLMBO!!!!

omg that was too funny

WTG DUDE





Tymber

ROTF!

where do you come up with these? lol!!!