[SweetSunshine]

Sunday Morning Sex!
>
> I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
>
> Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
> went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
> grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
> died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were
> making love on Sunday morning."
>
> Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old
> having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
>
> "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
> advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church
> bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and
> slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on
> the Dong."
>
> She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if
> the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

[MyBestKids2]

I needed that!!

[ally88]

OMG! sweet that was great!! haha. thanks a million!