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Old Aug 14, 2007, 06:47 AM
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'
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Old Aug 14, 2007, 11:14 AM
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Get out! Get out!
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Old Aug 17, 2007, 03:24 AM
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Man would I like to do that!!!!!
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Old Aug 17, 2007, 12:06 PM
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