Dog Philosophy ...

Dog Philosophy...

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money!
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come from a
grocery with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
that says,
'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.

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good posting, makes alot of sense to me



Dee

I love this quote.

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

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I love then
Dogs aren't our whole life, but make our life whole.

thanks for sharing.. was a really nice post..

My faves.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

My favorite t-shirt says: "On the day God made dog he just sat down and smiled"

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

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I missed that one first time through!

I think its the people who make them look like that that have the problem.

I was at a dog show with a friend semi-recently, and I felt embarassed for the poodles. Especially for the males looking all weird with their bits all exposed and such.

Anyone ever seen a standard poodle not groomed all weird? They look like big fluffy sheep!

Like our muffy?

Could muffy be a poodle and we just don't know it?

LOL!

Ok, Sorry Sabrina, the following is off topic.





Poor Prince!

LOL! No - not off topic still about dogs (or muffy sheep disguised as poodles)!

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