One more rather dumb thing that I used to joke about when I was a child/teen is this:

I would go around stating that I'm with the FBI. When people would say no you're not or let me see your badge or whatever I would say I'm with the Female Body Inspector Service of Investigations.

I would then go around to any semi attractive adult woman and say things like "miss, I'm with the Female Body Inspector Service of Investigation I will need you to take off your clothes so I can make sure you aren't smuggling drugs or poop" or I would go around wearing sunglasses pretending I had x- ray vision and I would tell said women about how I could see see their panties with my super x-ray vision.

I did this most commonly in psych wards to female staff solely to spite them or creep them out since I was always bitter about being sent there and I used to get in a lot of trouble for it haha

[IchbinkeinTeufel]

Originally Posted by shattered sanity

3 little piggies walk in to a bar.

waitress comes up and asks the piggies what they'd like to eat

first 1 says, i'll have a steak

second one says, me too, i'll have a steak

third one says, i'll just have some water

so the waitress brings back the food, and later asks the piggies if they want dessert

yes, said piggy 1, i'll have chocolate cake

i'll have fruit salad, said piggy number 2

i'll just have water, said piggy 3

so the waitress turns to piggy 3 and says, why have you been ordering water all evening when your friends have been ordering food?

piggy 3 says, well someone has to we we we all the way home

I rolled my eyes and loudly UGHed at that one. Mission accomplished!

Originally Posted by shattered sanity

oh wow

that's.... I don't know

Stupid?