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“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
― Dr. Seuss

"Radioactive decay is a stochastic (i.e. random) process at the level of single atoms, in that, according to quantum theory, it is impossible to predict when a particular atom will decay, regardless of how long the atom has existed." - Wikipedia

“This is the great lesson the depressive learns: Nothing in the world is inherently compelling. Whatever may be really “out there” cannot project itself as an affective experience. It is all a vacuous affair with only a chemical prestige. Nothing is either good or bad, desirable or undesirable, or anything else except that it is made so by laboratories inside us producing the emotions on which we live. And to live on our emotions is to live arbitrarily, inaccurately—imparting meaning to what has none of its own. Yet what other way is there to live? Without the ever-clanking machinery of emotion, everything would come to a standstill. There would be nothing to do, nowhere to go, nothing to be, and no one to know. The alternatives are clear: to live falsely as pawns of affect, or to live factually as depressives, or as individuals who know what is known to the depressive. How advantageous that we are not coerced into choosing one or the other, neither choice being excellent. One look at human existence is proof enough that our species will not be released from the stranglehold of emotionalism that anchors it to hallucinations. That may be no way to live, but to opt for depression would be to opt out of existence as we consciously know it.”
-Thomas Ligotti, The Conspiracy Against the Human Race

"I know it's been a long day when I want strawberry milk instead of chocolate, that's like asking the bartender to make it a double." - halsey

There's no point in trying to teach a pig to sing because pigs can't sing. And all it does is make 'em mad!

“We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing.”
― Charles Bukowski

Walk by faith and not by sight.

“it's not how far you fall, but how high you bounce that counts.”
― Zig Ziglar

That is a good one!!

LMAO!! That is awesome

Try it again...la la laaa...
*snorksnufflegrunt*
no no no...you're not trying...Once again...la la laaaaaa
*gruntsnuffle...???*
Look, I used to be on Broadway you know and you're just a pig!
*GrrruntsnuffleOinnnk!!*

I needed to be reminded of this. Sometimes I'm not a great listener.

Don't count your chickens before they've hatched.

Be a fountain and not a drain.

Just posted these in another forum but wth...

Antisocial behaviour is a trait of intelligence in a world full of conformists.
--Nikola Telsa

Reputation is what men will write about you upon your tombstone. Character is what the angels will say about you before the throne of God.
--William Hersey Davis

Its 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!
--Jake and Elwood Blues in "The Blues Brothers"

If you ever find a toilet on fire pick another one. Homer Simpson

I aspire to live my life according to the lyrics of Li'l Wayne, but I ran into a snag in the lyrics for "Roll with Duct Tape and Ride wit Da Mack:



I mistakenly Rolled wit da Mack and Rode with Duck Tape, and paid a price.

Sylvia Mathews Burwell

Life choices??? What do I know about life choices? All I know is that I've got this coin balanced on my thumb all ready to go.

A quote from Xeero's 'maybe someday but actually pretty unlikely' book...

HEADS UP or it's YOUR A55!