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Old Dec 26, 2017, 08:34 PM
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What was the last fortune you got from a fortune cookie? I got two tonight:

"No man is a failure who is enjoying life."

and

Play Lottery today. Lady luck is upon you."

I'm running to the gas station now to get a lottery ticket! Lol

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Old Dec 26, 2017, 08:35 PM
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Love it! Good luck.
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Old Dec 26, 2017, 09:31 PM
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Old Dec 26, 2017, 09:40 PM
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Not even kidding...my dog ate the fortune.
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Primary Dx: C-PTSD and Severe Chronic Treatment Resistant Major Depressive Disorder
Secondary Dx: Generalized Anxiety Disorder with mild Agoraphobia.

Meds I've tried: Prozac, Zoloft, Celexa, Effexor, Remeron, Elavil, Wellbutrin, Risperidone, Abilify, Prazosin, Paxil, Trazadone, Tramadol, Topomax, Xanax, Propranolol, Valium, Visteril, Vraylar, Selinor, Clonopin, Ambien

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Old Dec 27, 2017, 04:04 AM
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What was the last fortune you got from a fortune cookie? I got two tonight:

"No man is a failure who is enjoying life."

and

Play Lottery today. Lady luck is upon you."

I'm running to the gas station now to get a lottery ticket! Lol

seesaw


I always end up eating the fortunes
I'm warned to avoid the middle because the paper is their, and still end up eating it

I have never actually read a fortune because they are eaten (along with the nice cookie!)
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Old Dec 27, 2017, 11:51 AM
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I always end up eating the fortunes
I'm warned to avoid the middle because the paper is their, and still end up eating it

I have never actually read a fortune because they are eaten (along with the nice cookie!)
Why don’t you break it in half and take out the fortune first?
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Old Dec 27, 2017, 02:22 PM
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Why don’t you break it in half and take out the fortune first?


because my tiny little mind can't grasp the concept of waiting

but yes. I should do that
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Old Dec 27, 2017, 02:38 PM
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Old Dec 27, 2017, 03:06 PM
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I collect the fortunes I've received in the cookies and have been doing this since I was a child. I have 2 small boxes full of them! Sometimes I like to shake the box and do my own "reading" by randomly picking a fortune. One of my favorites says: "The fortune you seek is in another cookie."
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Old Dec 27, 2017, 04:32 PM
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We get them in Christmas crackers too
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Old Dec 27, 2017, 10:31 PM
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I collect the fortunes I've received in the cookies and have been doing this since I was a child. I have 2 small boxes full of them! Sometimes I like to shake the box and do my own "reading" by randomly picking a fortune. One of my favorites says: "The fortune you seek is in another cookie."
One of my favorites is "Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!".
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Old Dec 27, 2017, 11:50 PM
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Years ago I was introduced to a tradition that when reading fortune cookies with a group, they must be read aloud, and you must always end it (your fortune) with "in bed!" Haha! It always makes for some good laughs, and even the occasional blushing face, depending on what your fortune is! Try it & Have Fun!
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Old Dec 28, 2017, 02:18 AM
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Hey Seesaw; did you win anything? If yes, can I pleas have two box?
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Old Dec 28, 2017, 09:28 AM
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Hey Seesaw; did you win anything? If yes, can I pleas have two box?
No, my dog ate the fortune with the winning numbers!
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What if I fall? Oh, my dear, but what if you fly?

Primary Dx: C-PTSD and Severe Chronic Treatment Resistant Major Depressive Disorder
Secondary Dx: Generalized Anxiety Disorder with mild Agoraphobia.

Meds I've tried: Prozac, Zoloft, Celexa, Effexor, Remeron, Elavil, Wellbutrin, Risperidone, Abilify, Prazosin, Paxil, Trazadone, Tramadol, Topomax, Xanax, Propranolol, Valium, Visteril, Vraylar, Selinor, Clonopin, Ambien

Treatments I've done: CBT, DBT, Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation (TMS), Talk therapy, psychotherapy, exercise, diet, sleeping more, sleeping less...
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Old Dec 28, 2017, 09:41 AM
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My favorite one ever was something along the lines of

"You will read this and think, wow, this is the worst fortune cookie fortune I have ever gotten."

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Old Dec 28, 2017, 07:34 PM
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