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#1
Jan 16, 2018, 06:16 PM
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A few days ago I was staffing a snack bar at an event. A woman comes up to the stand with her husband and mutters “cheese is the enemy. I don’t eat cheese” while dumping the cheese platter into her purse.
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 eskielover, LostOnTheTrail, Purple,Violet,Blue, Sassandclass
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Jan 16, 2018, 07:32 PM
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At the DMV one time, this guy was talking super loudly on the phone about "potty training grandma". Hopefully Grandma is the name of his dog???
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| eskielover, Sassandclass
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Jan 16, 2018, 07:33 PM
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Usually I am the one with the strange conversations.
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| TheDragon
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Jan 17, 2018, 11:39 AM
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I take public transportation. I overheard the entire conversation a young man had with his mom all about his insistance that it was her responsibility to drive him everywhere on account he had his license suspended. He started yelling at her that it was her obligation to do so. He started swearing about the stupid police, etc. I wanted to throttle him. He wasn't feeling guilty over drinking and driving he was feeling regret he got caught - and angry (how dare the police do so). But is seemed from his side of the conversation his mom was standing her ground and telling him to "Deal with it."
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#5
Jan 17, 2018, 05:23 PM
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Jan 18, 2018, 01:32 PM
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Scene: A busy restaurant, overheard from a secluded table at the back.
Woman: 'What are you having to drink? I think I'll have a glass of wine.' Friend/coworker/partner: 'I think I'll have a soda water.' Woman: 'Who the hell have we brought to lunch?' 
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Jan 19, 2018, 11:30 AM
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first man says to a woman: hey, what time are you finishing work tonight?
woman: oh, not until 10 PM. man: well, why don't we finish early and go and get pissed? woman: sure!. work sucks anyway, and it's quiet this evening. |
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Jan 19, 2018, 11:32 AM
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a father talking to his baby son:
oh I hope not... I've just changed you, it better just be a fart *pauses* then he says, oh.... no, that's a proper dump that is. |
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Jan 19, 2018, 11:34 AM
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I was at a restaurant with my husband, friend and her boyfriend. We were having a blast but the table next to us was clearly listening in. We decided to have some fun. We pretended we were swingers who had just met and had a long conversation about our swapping plans for that evening. The other table was soooooo into it and eating up every word. It was a blast.
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Jan 19, 2018, 11:35 AM
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person 1: why is the boat ride not working?
operator: because their is a fat woman lodged in the boat (word for word) |
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