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Old Feb 01, 2018, 09:39 AM
Michael2Wolves Michael2Wolves is offline
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The "I'm so glamorous" Thread.

Will...will you...marry me?

The "I'm so glamorous" Thread.

lol Seriously, though...hmm...

I'm so glamorous because I'm the only one driving around in my town with the plates ROGUE I.
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Old Feb 01, 2018, 09:04 PM
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There’s a “part” in me that has been dying to answer this & so I give “her” voice.

I am glamorous bec I’ve finally decided to love my body, own every curve, my mind, my life & myself as a female. I can throw my shoulders back & walk as a true warrior. I deserve the space I take up.

I am glamorous bec I can rotate the tires on my car, change the oil, run large shop equipment & understand the world of tools. There’s nothing sexier than a woman with tools & the knowledge behind them.
I am glamorous bec I’ve had the best sex that some women have only read about in trashy novels & I won’t give details. The kind that gives women heat flashes & makes men blush.
I am glamorous bec I am your every day, boring woman you see, pushing the grocery cart in the store or walking to the post office. You’ll pass me by. I blend in & disappear like a shadow. You’ll see no substance.
But if you’re lucky, you’ll catch my eye & see that smoldering glint & half smirk of confidence, sexuality & wildness that longs to be tamed. Then the glamour is gone....just like she is.
Thank you for giving me a voice!
Wow.
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Old Feb 01, 2018, 09:39 PM
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Wow.


Lol she did! She was an amazing part of me.
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Old Feb 01, 2018, 09:41 PM
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I have one in me who is a fem as well and she's amazing to me.
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Old Feb 02, 2018, 04:18 PM
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Tell everyone why you are so glamorous and just gush about yourself.

I'm so glamorous because I can draw cartoons that make people laugh.
I can also mimic pretty much any form of behavior and and act like a complete wack job in public.
I can eat peanut butter on a pickle and play through Metroid on one life with just three energy tanks.
I can drive a Chevette like a race car with one hand.
I can change an exhaust gasket on a Slant 6 engine with no help.
I can tear down and rebuild almost any game console.
I can paint an RC car with Sharpies and make it look good.
I can do other things too but, I want to know what everyone else can do. So, why are you glamorous?
I'm sooo crazy ... people leave me alone ... one benefit from being crazy ... hehehe
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