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Mar 02, 2018, 01:34 AM
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#27
Mar 02, 2018, 03:54 AM
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The planet Uranus. We all know the schoolyard jokes about it.
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Mar 02, 2018, 07:08 PM
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I was in a laundry mat once and the vending machine wasn't working right when I tried to get a snack.The man working there opened it up and asked me what I wanted.
I told him I wanted sticky buns. Ugh..he was sure eager and willing to give me some. |
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Mar 06, 2018, 03:01 PM
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She is a beautiful ***** (at a dog show talking about an actual female dog)
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Mar 06, 2018, 03:17 PM
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I asked someone (who is a lawyer), "Is the bar hard?" At first he just stared at me, and in those few seconds I was like, "oh man, that sounded dirty."
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Mar 06, 2018, 03:18 PM
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#32
Mar 06, 2018, 03:30 PM
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There is a restaurant called XXX Rootbeer. It’s a family restaurant. It has something to do with beverages from the early 1900s.
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Mar 06, 2018, 03:45 PM
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Richard (the name he goes by won't make it past the profanity filter) Butkus
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Mar 06, 2018, 03:49 PM
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Mar 06, 2018, 04:49 PM
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Little known secret: Drycleaners use waxed paper to keep the racks slick so the hangers will slide. I was applying it one time and someone asked me what I was doing. I said "I'm waxing my rod." lol
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Mar 06, 2018, 06:39 PM
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Ain't that some **** |
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#37
Mar 07, 2018, 04:43 AM
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Oral communication, perhaps it would be better to say verbal communication.
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#39
Mar 08, 2018, 07:03 AM
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yesterday I did an inosent search for something (I was looking for the movie soundtrack to chitty chitty bang bang)
amazing what sort of stuff came up shocking really |
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Mar 08, 2018, 01:29 PM
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 I think this is the winner!!! 
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Mar 08, 2018, 02:55 PM
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My wife and I were having a conversation and somehow my phone's voice search was on. I think we were talking about deserts. Anyway, I looked down at my phone and it had completed a search for "chocolate spread that but(t)". I'm glad my son didn't see the screne, lol.
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