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#26
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why are ghosts not allowed in pubs?
because they will steal all the booze! |
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#27
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#28
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what's feerce and smells like pepermint
a polo bear |
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#29
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Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic Q: What is an elf's favorite type of music? A: Wrap music Q: What disease do you get when you decorate for Christmas? A: Tinsel-itis Q. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? A. Nothing, it was "on the house!" Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? A. A cookie sheet! I love this thread!!! |
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#30
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Quote:
great jokes hahaha! |
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#31
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who delivers presents to baby sharks
santa jaws |
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#32
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What says Oh Oh Oh?
Santa walking backwards! Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it 'soots' him! Where does Santa go when he's sick? To the elf center! What do you call a man who claps at Christmas? Santapplause! What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose? Frosty the snowman with a hot flush! |
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#33
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what do you give a sick bird
tweetment |
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#34
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where did tarzan buy all his clothes from?
the jungle sale why did the tomato blush because it saw the salad dressing.. what do you call a dog who performs stunts at the circus barking mad.. what did the sea say to the beach nothing. it just waved |
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#35
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how many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb
1, but the bulb must want to change first |
#36
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How does King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even. |
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