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Old Dec 15, 2018, 07:33 AM
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why are ghosts not allowed in pubs?

because they will steal all the booze!
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Old Dec 15, 2018, 10:45 AM
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christmas cracker joke thread
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Old Dec 16, 2018, 02:33 PM
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what's feerce and smells like pepermint

a polo bear
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Old Dec 16, 2018, 03:16 PM
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Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic

Q: What is an elf's favorite type of music?
A: Wrap music

Q: What disease do you get when you decorate for Christmas?
A: Tinsel-itis

Q. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A. Nothing, it was "on the house!"

Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!

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Old Dec 17, 2018, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by unaluna View Post
Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic

Q: What is an elf's favorite type of music?
A: Wrap music

Q: What disease do you get when you decorate for Christmas?
A: Tinsel-itis

Q. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A. Nothing, it was "on the house!"

Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet!

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great jokes hahaha!
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Old Dec 17, 2018, 10:22 AM
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who delivers presents to baby sharks

santa jaws
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Old Dec 17, 2018, 11:15 AM
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What says Oh Oh Oh?
Santa walking backwards!

Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it 'soots' him!

Where does Santa go when he's sick?
To the elf center!

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!

What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
Frosty the snowman with a hot flush!
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Old Dec 19, 2018, 05:04 AM
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what do you give a sick bird

tweetment
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Old Dec 21, 2018, 09:10 AM
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where did tarzan buy all his clothes from?

the jungle sale

why did the tomato blush

because it saw the salad dressing..

what do you call a dog who performs stunts at the circus

barking mad..

what did the sea say to the beach

nothing. it just waved
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Old Dec 21, 2018, 09:12 AM
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how many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb

1, but the bulb must want to change first
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Old Dec 21, 2018, 03:50 PM
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How does King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.
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Old Dec 22, 2018, 01:44 PM
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christmas cracker joke thread
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