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Grand Magnate
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The better proof of the existence of intelligent life in other planets is that they don’t dare to visit us. In other words, they avoid us as hell. I don’t blame them. Lol!
People often wonder what kind of world we are gonna leave for our children but why don’t they ever wonder what kind of children they are gonna leave in the world? __________________ Social Anxiety and Depression. Cluster C traits. Trying to improve my English. My apologies for errors and mistakes in advance. Mankind is complex: Make deserts blossom and lakes die. ( GIL SCOTT-HERSON) |
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If you shake a baby, it might poop its pants. If you shake an adult, it might punch you in the face. I dislike them equally
Do roosters know that not everyone loves cocking, doodling doo Er, I take that back- I love roosters no matter how much cocking, doodling they do Most frustrating part of my life is not being able to open a bag of chips or unscrew a juice bottle - thats a joke |
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Grand Magnate
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You will have to explain to me the one about the rooster. I’m not an English native speaker and I didn’t catch it. But, I know when a joke has to be explained, it’s not a fun joke anymore.
Thanks! __________________ Social Anxiety and Depression. Cluster C traits. Trying to improve my English. My apologies for errors and mistakes in advance. Mankind is complex: Make deserts blossom and lakes die. ( GIL SCOTT-HERSON) |
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sorry, i'm not sure I can explain more than being a close to resemblance to onomatopoeia and my sleep being disturbed by roosters every other morning
your jokes are much more profound |
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Grand Magnate
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#5
I understand now. It was a onomatopoeic sense. Again, my English doesn’t allow me to catch it so far.
Thanks for your clarification. Yes, mine ones are ironical but any kind of humor is welcome here. So, don’t hesitate you. Btw, your signature about all these encouragement words and ending in Nice butt or so, it’s hilarious. Lol! __________________ Social Anxiety and Depression. Cluster C traits. Trying to improve my English. My apologies for errors and mistakes in advance. Mankind is complex: Make deserts blossom and lakes die. ( GIL SCOTT-HERSON) |
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id be a smoker if I knew where to put the butts - pun intended
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Grand Magnate
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I’m learning a lot after looking at the fictionary. Thanks! :-)
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This is a jersey joke:
Where do you find a lost PA driver? In the left lane. __________________ "I carried a watermelon?" President of the no F's given society. |
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This is more of a funny story but it’s also kind of a joke.
My manager at my job is a jerk and this morning he wasn’t around for a couple hours, so I was wondering if he had left. My coworker was passing by and I said to her: Where did the manager go? And she said “To hell.” It was pretty funny. __________________ I'm Blue |
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Grand Magnate
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Only problem is what if he is not admitted even in hell. Lol __________________ Social Anxiety and Depression. Cluster C traits. Trying to improve my English. My apologies for errors and mistakes in advance. Mankind is complex: Make deserts blossom and lakes die. ( GIL SCOTT-HERSON) |
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Yeah I wouldn’t be surprised. This guy is a straight up ***. But he’s not consistently rude to me, so it’s tolerable. But he just hands me stuff then walks away without saying anything. I know what to do with the things he gives me but I still find it rude for him to be completely silent and ignore me. Today I was walking back with my trash bin and he just comes up and puts a bag of trash on top of it and walks off. No thank you or anything. Just walks off. It drives me insane. Yet the other week he gave me a high five and an enthusiastic thank you for doing a good job.
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Maybe, we shouldn’t be talking here about him. What if he is also here in the forum, following your steps. Lol! Talking seriously now, there are people like this everywhere. I have walk pass with some of my coworkers and I kept with the good morning or hello in my mouth. Or saying it, without receiving a greeting back. __________________ Social Anxiety and Depression. Cluster C traits. Trying to improve my English. My apologies for errors and mistakes in advance. Mankind is complex: Make deserts blossom and lakes die. ( GIL SCOTT-HERSON) |
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This is a gross joke my doctor made today.
He was flushing my ear and this infection and stuff was just pouring out. He said “It looks like someone is having a bowel movement.” It was so funny despite the pain I was in. __________________ I'm Blue |
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Gym jokes
How come treadmills don’t make flour? Why don’t excerise bikes have two wheels? |
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Grand Magnate
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__________________ Social Anxiety and Depression. Cluster C traits. Trying to improve my English. My apologies for errors and mistakes in advance. Mankind is complex: Make deserts blossom and lakes die. ( GIL SCOTT-HERSON) |
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__________________ "Love you. Take care of you. Be true to you. You are the only you, you will ever know the best. Reach for YOUR stars. You can reach them better than anyone else ever can." Landon Clary Eason Grateful Sobriety Fangirl Since 11-16-2007 Happy Sober Crafter |
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__________________ "Love you. Take care of you. Be true to you. You are the only you, you will ever know the best. Reach for YOUR stars. You can reach them better than anyone else ever can." Landon Clary Eason Grateful Sobriety Fangirl Since 11-16-2007 Happy Sober Crafter |
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