Our Amazing Bodies and What They Do, Funny and Wonderful

I saw that just the other day! The real question is, what google rabbit hole sent us THERE???!!!

exactly!!!

I got the image of someone blowing their nose, and a fog horn sounding.

My mother has the most stressful sounding ( to me) sneeze. She pretty much scream sneezes.

Oh, My Lord, I need oxygen after reading these!!

@Jennifer 1967

Oh, honey!!! There is a remedy for your cataracts, right? You can have surgery to remove them? Is that in your family?

I hold and suppress my sneeze when in public so I sound like a mouse squeak and my husband says my head will explode if I keep doing that. My husband coughs and sneezes so loud though that it wakes up dead people lol lol

I’m adopted. A better family history summary might have been nice. I’ve been told they can correct the cataracts and my vision which is 20/2600 without corrective lenses. I’m working on my courage to have the surgery one eye at a time.

My daughter, bless her heart, has inherited my beautiful green eyes...vision impairment included. I’ve apologized profusely many times.

Thanks for asking.

@Jennifer 1967

Bless your heart, honey, for apologizing to your daughter.

I had to google your visual acuity; I worked in optics many decades ago. Please, tell me what lenses are you using? Do you wear glasses or contacts? I am trying to remember the eyeglass lenses used for high RX's.

I’m sorry to say I don’t know. I just hand over my prescription after my eye exam and they hook me up with contacts and glasses. Very unimportant I know, but I can’t wear dainty little frames because the lenses are thick even though they’ve been compressed. It’s aggravating. I’m glad I have good vision insurance. It usually doesn’t cost me a lot. We’re going with bifocals this time.

My stomach makes weird sounds when I'm hungry.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ptak If you burp and fart at the same time, your body takes a screen shot.

hahahaha!!! I love this!

My body revolts against me all the time. Most recently I was in the shop rite during the time where it seems like older people shop. I go grocery shopping at like 7 am because I get up so early and so do the elderly people. I was pushing my cart along and had some gas- way louder than I thought so I tried to walk it off only to be creating my own staccato beat as I did. An older guy happened to be behind me and I turned around to apologize and he said " dont worry dear when you are my age thats a way of saying hello" we both had a good laugh/

Yes, I seem to have less control over gas letting these days.

Anybody have bad dandruff? Snowstorm!!

Yup. Me. I have special shampoo that actually helps though. Not head n shoulders or selsun. Neither of those worked.