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Dec 07, 2007, 04:39 AM
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i got this in an email....lmfao
~~~~~~~~~~ Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, and one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.... St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!" HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
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Dec 07, 2007, 09:46 AM
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Eeeeeek.
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Dec 07, 2007, 10:00 AM
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LOL Thanks Gabe for the laugh today.
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Dec 07, 2007, 10:05 AM
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hey.... ugly people need lovin too! lol
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Dec 07, 2007, 10:07 AM
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Yes I do thanks Salu!
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Dec 07, 2007, 11:56 AM
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Groan.
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Dec 07, 2007, 01:35 PM
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thanks for the laugh
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Dec 07, 2007, 05:17 PM
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Lol, I love this joke, I heard this joke at church and it cracks me up everytime, when I first heard it I was lucky enough to be the guy in the last part of the joke to be chained to the lady.
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Dec 08, 2007, 03:56 AM
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lmao no problem. i got i in email i couldnt resist sharing it
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Dec 08, 2007, 06:44 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (((Gabriel)))
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Dec 08, 2007, 10:27 PM
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Insultingly FUNNY The only part of that joke that was wrong is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am not very tall ...  ..........LOL. hehe >>>>.  
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Dec 09, 2007, 12:13 AM
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hehehehehehe....
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Dec 10, 2007, 03:46 AM
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lmao sorry wmd. dont worry thats not what every woman considers "handsom" its just a very general assumption.
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