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Old Feb 15, 2008, 07:28 AM
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 10:13 AM
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**Joke** Happy Valentines

That was a good one ((((( Kathy )))))

**Joke** Happy Valentines
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 10:38 AM
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That's funny!
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 01:28 PM
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**Joke** Happy Valentines

(((((((((( Kathy ))))))))))
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 03:26 PM
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hahaha! happy v0day
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 05:51 PM
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i like the joke haha
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 06:12 PM
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jeez... where do you all find your jokes I have not seen a bad one yet **Joke** Happy Valentines
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