[SweetSunshine]

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15 Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Send This E-mail To Someone To
Make Them Smile.

Its Called ..... therapy

[I_WMD]

I have actually done a couple of those,,,,>>>. not saying which.

[Perna]

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

I actually had a friend who worked in an exposed area, no walls, just him out there for all to see so he emptied out his glass paperclip dish and put water and a gold fish in there instead. The powers that be weren't amused and fired him eventually.

[(JD)]

I'll go with 1, 3, and 4

Sit in parked car with sunglasses on and a hair dryer ...

You want fries with that?

Trash can "IN" box.

[SeptemberMorn]

Oh, goodness!! Jerry does a few of these!!

He used to stand in the street, swing his arms and jump up on the curb! He invariably tells the person taking his order in a drive-through to make sure it's to go! He's paged himself at work, he's skipped down the street and he and John do that funny walk where they put one leg in front of the other person... some comedy team used to do it...

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14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

I actually had a friend who worked in an exposed area, no walls, just him out there for all to see so he emptied out his glass paperclip dish and put water and a gold fish in there instead. The powers that be weren't amused and fired him eventually.

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I don't get it. They fired him for having a fish??

That seems mean.

[BlueFaith]

I like the one about ordering Diet water! LOL

[SweetSunshine]

I have to admit... I have done the drive thru to go one. And believe me at the time it wasnt on purpose but then I thought OMG.. what did I just say?LOL I think I was beat red by the time I got to the window to get the food lol.

[RozG]

"When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

this is what we say when school comes out round here lol


cheers for the laughs

[Perna]

He was in an open area in front of a hallway I think, and all the big whigs passed by his desk, etc. I think I remember too, since it was a paperclip dish, the fish died and he didn't remove it (which I found a bit cruel of him, even though it was "just" a goldfish and similar fish are used as bait, etc.) so he had a dead fish there to symbolize how he felt working there; he wasn't into working for large corporations like this one was, couldn't do the "party" line, etc. He did more things than just the fish though, he was trying to get fired so he could collect unemployment as he didn't like that job.

[splitimage]

LOL - I like the garbage can on the desk labelled in.

[nothemama8]

don't forget the saran wrap over the toilet in the mens room lol

[Typo]

OMG!!! That is hilarous..espically number 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." I work at a fast food restraunt and you would not belive the number of people that go through the Drive-thru and actually do that!!

[bebop]

I am rolling here beth! too funny. I really like the ones...diet water....dinner with the kids. gonna have to let one of you go lol too funny!