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#1
Feb 27, 2008, 05:15 PM
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Theft Problem IMPORTANT MESSAGE:
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts. Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next? When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' s urgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you? THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS! P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband
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#2
Feb 27, 2008, 05:17 PM
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LMAO did I need that laugh!  Cheers 
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Feb 27, 2008, 05:18 PM
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Feb 27, 2008, 06:53 PM
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This would be kinda funny ,, if not all so true >>.  . I at the age of about 38 ,,,,, Found that the 6 - pack abs ..  ...[ eeerrrrmmmm ,, 4 - pack ] LOL. Was replace overnight by ,,, well , let me just say ,, I had to look in the mirror to find the notch in my belt ......And off and on over the past 12 years ,, I have been able to look down and see my belt again >>> albeit ,,, now I have to wear glasses to see the holes in my belt ... 
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Feb 27, 2008, 07:07 PM
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I lost my abs too. Then my large chest dropped to my waistline.LOL
Dennis
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Feb 27, 2008, 07:19 PM
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Feb 27, 2008, 07:28 PM
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wow enjoyed the laugh
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Feb 27, 2008, 07:32 PM
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So true So true hahahahah
My butt has disappeared too. only they did not replace mine...they simply stole most of it. Now it is as flat as my chest lol |
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Feb 27, 2008, 08:26 PM
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Feb 27, 2008, 08:30 PM
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LOL
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Feb 27, 2008, 11:30 PM
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They really goofed up with me! They attached someone else's butt, but they made a SHELF out of it above where my butt used to be!   You know, I think someone is still trying to "lift" my boobs from time to time. Sometimes I can't find them when I wake up!
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#12
Feb 27, 2008, 11:36 PM
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That is just so funny, and a SHAME I see myself in that!
 KD
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Feb 27, 2008, 11:37 PM
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oh so so good... hehehehehehehe
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#14
Feb 28, 2008, 12:13 AM
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<<<<<<,>>>>>>>>. For The Moment ,,,, WMD >>>>>>>>>  Tapes Mouth Shut !!!!!!!!!!! .
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