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Feb 27, 2008, 02:34 AM
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Dating Vs Marriage
When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue. When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times. When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time. When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?" When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public. When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public. When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad. When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot. When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked. When you are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????" When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay. When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???" When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason. When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets. When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together. When you are married ....You wonder who will die first. When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy." When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out. When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is. When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area. When you are dating..... He understands if you "Aren't in the mood." When you are married ....He says "It's your job." When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends. When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away. When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things. When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare. When you are dating..... He calls you by name. When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She." |
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Feb 27, 2008, 02:39 AM
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Oh - How True - How True......... to the good old days of Dating.
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Feb 27, 2008, 09:59 AM
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oh bring back the days!!! hahaha
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Feb 27, 2008, 05:00 PM
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"When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public." Oh, what a graphic!  I don't mind getting my boob grabed! 
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Feb 27, 2008, 05:17 PM
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tmi tomi!!!!!
but how true is all of the above!!!!!! lol
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Mar 02, 2008, 09:22 PM
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I am glad to be married, if I had to actually go out and try to date I would have no chance. Great post-TJ
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