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Feb 29, 2008, 06:58 PM
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PREGNANCY Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural ? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college. "ESTROGEN ISSUES" 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES" 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 5. You 're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-". 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space." 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday. TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. 4. Cutting your hair to make it grow. 3. Eyelash curlers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. AND, the Number One thing only women understand : 1. OTHER WOMEN Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day . WE ALL NEED a SMILE! "Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle." |
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Feb 29, 2008, 08:50 PM
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 How's your estrogen level, Rain? 
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Feb 29, 2008, 10:07 PM
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not bad now hun, but when i was pregnant LOOK OUT
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Mar 01, 2008, 11:24 PM
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That is too funny. Every single one was true. You're pretty alert for just having had a baby. Way to go!
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Mar 02, 2008, 10:07 AM
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LOL Very funny! Thanks for the laugh!
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Mar 02, 2008, 10:35 AM
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I love this I love this I love this!!! Where do all of you get such things?
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Mar 02, 2008, 12:49 PM
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my aunt emailed it to me dunno where she got it!
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Mar 02, 2008, 07:13 PM
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too funny
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Mar 02, 2008, 07:39 PM
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Thank you for sharing
I really needed a good laugh today
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Mar 03, 2008, 02:28 PM
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Very well Done (((RAINBOWZZ @ BABY)))). Take care of yourself. Soidhonia
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